Oh, I like that! I've been using "It rhymes with orange." as a stock reply to stupid questions for a long time, but no one has ever said it doesn't before! ?
Shrooms are BY FAR the least of your worries out here! The first wave will only be dispensed at approved therapeutic clinics anyway. They have other benefits that, unsurprisingly, you won't hear from mainstream media. Here's a couple of charts I've posted before: