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Bapu's favorite cell is probably AM440, ya? ?

Found one S.L.I.P. somehow missed. This one's on fire! ?

That'll lengthen the shortest leg! ?

Are you sure it's not the other way around? ?

=IF(K1="Am",PlayBapu(),TwatUpToAm()) ?

A big ornery guy walks up to a bar and demands a whiskey. The bartender gives him a shot and he yells "That tastes like p***! Give me a better one!" The bartender gives him another shot and he yells "That tastes like p*** too!" At this point he stops and looks around to notice that the entire bar had gone silent and everyone was looking at him. He looks to his left and yells "All of you are c*** suckers!" then turns to his right and yells "All of you are mother f*******!" For a while nobody moves or says anything, then one wimpy-looking kid gets up and starts to walk towards the guy... "Where the hell do you think you're going??!" yells the brute. "Sorry Sir," replies the wimp, "but I'm on the wrong side."

A priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar. Bartender: "What is this? A joke?"

My friends say that when I die, my eulogy will be done in Excel since my entire life seems to revolve around it (you have no idea how many weird things I've done using Excel instead of, possibly, more appropriate tools - LOL!). Anyway, Kurre's solution won't work because when cells are formatted as a number then no value is treated as zero (so every cell will become one whether you type a 0 in the cell or not). However, Des' solution will work for ya! If you have any other Excel questions, feel free to PM me. ?

The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar. It was a tense situation! Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar...

There goes Kenny, giving me the bird! ?

Damn he did that well! Respect!

I'm surprised Kenny hasn't done this one yet! ?

Sounds like my efforts with a slide guitar! ?

Ooo... I like that analogy!

Rivers have age-related urinary issues too?

*Wonders if that sentence was supposed to have a comma or not...* ? ?

Pork the other white meat!

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You know that someone, somewhere, in Wales has probably suggested replacing that "FAIR" near the front with more "L's" and "G's!" ?

Hmm... Might need to change these? ??

Fun story Bob! ? However, the only time I can think I might have had green pee was in Ireland! ?

[Insert mash-up of Back in Black and the Bird is the Word here...] ?

Looking a bit red in the face there Kenny! I hope that's not because you're embarrassed about anything! ?

Periods ensure nothing is seen...