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Bob's pun, remixed. ?

I'm still curious if anyone is teaching two lines... ?

Tanks! Tanks to all! ?

Never had to deal with nuns, but I once had a substitute teacher slam a ruler onto my desk in 6th grade. My instinctive reaction resulted with him now having two pieces of ruler and me heading to the Principal's office where I was "scolded" with the 'ol wink and a nudge and a whispered "Good job!" As if mixed signals weren't confusing enough for a kid!

@Wibbles Ultramarine reminds me a lot of the Orb (hmm... Ultraworld, Ultramarine... Coincidence?). Unfortunately, except for a few of their songs being used on compilation albums, I don't have any of their albums (and they appear to be quite hard to find!).

John? Is that you???

There won't be anyone on this web site if this keeps up.

Not what I was expecting from a fred with that title from Daryl! ? (A conspicuous lack of monkeys actually! ?) Link sent to several friends. ??

Consider it a badge of honor Michael! I almost think Mods should just stay out of the Coffee House.

I've already had one guy I knew well and the son of a friend take this way out this year...

They actually believe it's that physical thing they tighten their drum heads with. Or, it's what Gswitz apparently tips musicians with in airports! ?

Jailbait?

That was back when they still let musicians into the airport, ya?

He S.L.I.P.'ed and fell...

Two more than I have scheduled... (Only difference is that I would love a few days of paid work before next year! Oh, well...)

Don't worry Nigel! Growing older beats the current known alternative. ?

I've only gone there once that wasn't in conjunction with a tournament of some kind that I was in, but I still remember looking out of my hotel window at the city and couldn't help but think how dead it appeared even with all those lights flashing away...

I'm 58 next year. I actually made big increases in my health over the last couple of years. Ironically, I now eat MORE eggs and fat than I used to, but have mostly cut out grains (which turn to sugar when ingested) and sugars (especially pure crap like high-fructose corn syrup which is just as addictive as cocaine). YMMV!

Except any actual professional knows to only use positive suggestions (because your subconscious mind doesn't translate negatives well). So... YOU ARE WELL AND HEALTHY!!! ?

It's pretty high-class considering a cardboard box on the street in San Fran, sitting next to raw feces, used drug needles and other homeless people rents for $1,500 a month...