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Me as well! Er, wait, are you implying they don't make the room soundproof??? ??

We all thought it, Greg asks it! ?

I remember going through a store with a friend who had some nasty gas. He let one rip in an aisle (while warning me to "move... NOW!"). We're an aisle over and we hear some lady scream in the prior aisle "OMG! What the hell died in here???!" We were crying from laughing! ?

What's wrong with insanity again? ?

Hey, isn't that two guitars? ? . . . (I keed! I keed! ?)

Paulo will be gutted! ?

Green > Orange (yet off the Green album!)

What Wibble's just posted:

Ooo... I'd like one too! I hear I just need to add a bone, nut and Grover... ?

That's just about exactly how my '76 LP looked! (Except it was the Gibson model.) Since yours is an Epiphone, have someone check the electronics too. There are reasons Epi's are cheaper! ?

Although it definitely doesn't count for all (of either genre), I tend to put most Country and Rap into the same category: CRAP. That said, I probably like more genres than almost anyone else you'll meet! ?

That was pretty good! (Full disclosure, I had the video muted. ? )

*Dave reviews his list of possible responses to temptation...* 1) Give in. ?

Guitar - Isabel Martinez Keys - Lola Astanova Bass - Laura-Lee Drums - A-Yeon Singer - Shana Halligan

Who reads books anymore? ?

I think he's considering changing the key and only using the FE lines...

"Only" an hour??? ?

An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder. I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops. My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side. My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it. Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion. I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.

Older Chinese proverb. Learn to satisfy yourself. Come in handy!

Did they really go with the tag-line "Resize Plugins?"

Just don't spread it around! It's just another crappy wisecrack!

Maybe it wasn't slow until you contacted them? ? (Sorry, saw your member name and couldn't resist! ?)