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Well, that just bites!

Oh, wait... Aren't these guys just a cover band for the group Teeth? ?

Driver's license photos and mugshots will do that! ?

Police - Murder By Numbers

Better Than Ezra - One More Murder

Oh, damn! ?

Finally took the time to watch the Ventures documentary! Definitely worth it. Makes me wish I had spent the time to learn about them back in the 60's and onward...

What, those Satanic symbols? Sure! Go ahead. ?

But, but, I was ready to go to Transcentral! ?

The Byrds - Mr. Spaceman

Can you guess the connection??? ? (Hint: Jimmy Page fell of his chair when he watched this! Go to 3:43 for the answer.) White Snake - Still of the Night

I REMember that! ?

I recycle! ? ♻️

You must have heard about the group trying to make a time machine to go back and fix John Lennon's shooter's aim, ya? ?

Actually, that's not the biggest problem looming in the near future. And, no, I won't elaborate here! In fact, I'm surprised this thread is still going!

*Finds Yoko Ono albums...* ?

Ok, back on track with another of Nigel's favorite bands probably! ? Genesis - Land of Confusion

I wonder if Wibbles was at the U2 concert in Ireland where Bono suddenly stopped the music and started clapping slowly... He then solemnly went to the microphone and said "Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa..." "Well then stop fookin' doin' it!" yells a guy in the crowd. ?

As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's a ss anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. ? Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it ? 7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser. 8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant; the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them. 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. 15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 16. It's not hard to meet expenses.... they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter, I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm "here after". 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded... 20. HAVE I POSTED THIS TO YOU GUYS BEFORE... ??? ? Hope everyone is having a great New Year! We deserve one! ?

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Did you mean to say "His ba lls are made of pu ssy?" ?

Boston - More Than A Feeling