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A squash abuser? ?

Another man walked into his house and broke his nose...

Is Lydia his wife? Did Beth get ticked off that he was playing with the guys all night long?

The usuals!

How about something from A Taste of Honey?

Yep... Just popped in here to post about this. ? https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/11/arts/music/jeff-beck-dead.html

*Pfft!* It's the mixing board that's the most important! ? (If you want to make gold records that is! ?)

Read that band name wrong at first glance... ?

With five legs (including his tail)? ? (Figured someone had to tie these last replies together, ya? ?)

Beats the currently known alternative! ?

Listened to this group a lot after it was posted last time! ??

WHAT?

Sorry Paulo, I read up to "sound palette" but got distracted! I'll try again later right after, wait... SQUIRREL!!! ?

With as many computers that I owned back in the day, I wouldn't be surprised if I had owned at least a dozen SoundBlasters (lots of different models, but mostly those with a face-plate). I bet I still have a couple in my bin of old parts even! 67 is way too young...

Puerile Eyes Naturally Increase Size!

Used to listen to that almost every Sunday!

I prefer this!

And here's your punishment Bob! ? Barney - I Love You

25 or 6 to 4? ?

It's Monday Punday! ? (No, I didn't weed out the repeats!) How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music? The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!” Need an ark? I Noah guy. Sleeping comes so naturally to me. I could do it with my eyes closed. What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus. You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay. Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap. And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got hell. What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing! Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" Dad: "No sun.”

That was Genesis before the exodus! ?

This! Every good channel I watch (i.e., those that don't follow the official narrative) are now on Rumble.

Could be gas... ?