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Well if we are talking about temporary I'm gonna have go with a good strong cup of black coffee . A Pipe load of Heath Row brand herbal enhancements , and then 20 mins set aside to kick back and think about a few things I would like to have in my life someday , A few things I would like to have . Some More of this , Then I will be able to get Big Red as my next Valentine's Day Date , And one of these so Big Red and I can ride off together into the sunset . After having that nice little dream I am still very grateful for what I actually do have .A roof over my head ,food in my cupboards , an extra months supply of dog food for Milo and a decent guitar or two . Here's my Wallet ...After the doctor put on a set of plastic gloves , told it to bend over and cough 🤣 The Love of my Life Milo . My Bike / extra clothing rack . A couple of these guitars to noodle on.... And last but not least the friends I have made over the years here .... Kenny

Woah ! sounds like he had a tough day ....it has been years since I had a cat . I do remember some of the antics they used to pull. They seem to like to get away with things and then flaunt it right to your face . Dogs ain't no Saints either 😉 I had one Pitbull that thought she was a carpenter . She took the wooden legs of my full sized couch and proceeded to chew them down to the size of a medium sized box of tooth picks . At least with a dog when you bust them they do know how to put on that sad I'm sorry face while they assume an all droopy looking posture . Yeah ! don't be fooled , it's all an act 😅 Kenny

I Love it Out with the old Bugs Bunny " Whats up doc ?" in with the new and improved Buzzed Bunny " What's up Dude? " Kenny

Now that's what I call playing footsies on a whole new level . Kenny

He might only play Hip Hop ! but I bet he may turn out to be my best chance of ever meeting Martha Stewart Kenny

Well it's the day after the 13 Th and even though I keep checking the shadows for black cats and rickety ladders I know I'm gonna be alright . Kenny

Nice one Rain ! nice to see you here buddy .😀 Was your black cat looking over your shoulder and keeping an eye on you today . A lot of the great Blues Cats frequently had their songs featuring lyrics and stories about how the the other world and Occult played into their personal Mojo . It didn't matter if the stories were true or not because they should have been true .... Yeah I feel you Bro , I loveed riding that ride myself 😅 The only thing I remember is I keep trying to go back and ride the ride again ... Every time I put up with all the BS it takes to find a new riding partner I get to the Gate they won't let me back in ...😅 Kenny

Crown me the King of Hare Guitar If you ever want to see the dude with the beard again ...... Kenny

Hey I have seen that Bass before . Didn't it used to belong to this guy ? Kenny

Anderson Silva was easily one of the best UFC fighters back in the day when he was in his prime . Run Forest Griffin Run ! Nice Air Guitar ! I wonder what brand of pick ups he has in that thing . Kenny

🤣 Be careful it's Friday The 13 Th . There's gonna be a lot of amateurs out there today clogging up the wheels and gears of sanity . Kenny

Since I can't afford to get me one of those Z Z Top guitars at the moment , I'm gonna wait until my hair gets whiter before I make my own . Kenny

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I used to but my Ex Air Old Lady got super mad at me for blowing dust all over her house whenever I played . Kenny

I'll be humming this one in my head all through out the day to help keep me safe 😉 What will you be humming ? Kenny

😅 Hey Craig ! I'm originally from The North . For lack of a better way of putting it . Lets just say I found this information out the hard way .🤪 Kenny

#43 When I found out only the clueless uninformed sissy country guitar players from up North used Finger Ease . 😮 The only approved guitar fingerboard lubricant a Genuine Chicken Picker will use is always the unwashed Fried Chicken grease they have left over on their fingers from lunch . Kenny

#42 When I asked how did I end up here ? I was told The Stork had brought here when I was a little baby and left me with my new dysfunctional family. Kenny

#41 When they told me I would get a better deal at Guitar Center by playing Smoke on The Water out of a Marshall on 10 when I tried out guitars . Kenny

#25 When I only shot the sheriff they also tried to charge the deputy's shooting on me . 🤠 Kenny

#20 When I went to The Red House over yonder and found out the key won't unlock the door.. #21Then I found out her sister wouldn't Kenny

# 7 When my newest song placed #1 on The Charts over at Soundclick with only 6 listens . Kenny

#5 When I came home early from work one afternoon and found another Mule kicking in my stall 😲 Kenny

Doing Minnie Mouse? No I gave up drinking in the early 80's and Now that I'm old I'm even more terrified of that idea 😅 Kenny

I have been playing midi guitar since 1982 . My first was a Roland . Then in 1986 I went with the Ibanez IMG2010. A 24 pin into a rack mount midi interface only. No self contained synth sounds . At the time it came out the interface was meant to trigger hardware midi keyboards and rack mount synths . Stock photo of the guitar ... mine is the same as the photo and resting comfortably in it's case About 8 or 9 years ago I decided to use a software guitar midi interface called Midi Guitar by Jam Origin . I give the edge to this interface over anything that is out there currently . I'm not gonna sit here and do a blow by blow on why I feel that way.......I don't care ....😜 I found what I need 💪 Aside from the proven fact that it tracks fantastic , Midi Guitar can host VST synths , plugs and can be used as a self contained Audio and Midi software interface as both stand alone and as a VST in your DAW. ....Also I can play any guitar I own . And yours to! 💪🖖 Anyway I'm gonna post 3 examples of my midi guitar playing . First one up On this tune I played in real time all my midi guitar parts ...all synths , pads , and melodies that are not typical guitars were actually done using a guitar . The Bass part is me playing real Bass and I did my drums as parts as I figured out as per what was working with the song ...meaning placeholders drum parts that I edited until I found something that worked for my song . Second tune , features a lot more midi guitar parts that I worked up and kept as midi until I was ready to add my audio parts ...The advantage to working that way in midi was it let me play my midi parts at a tempo I can play them at and keep it clean ...Then when I liked what I did ....I can lay down all my audio at the correct songs tempo .. Last but not least , Here's my #3 Midi Guitar demo track . The story on this one is I was learning the tune Song For My Father by playing along with an Aebersold track.I wanted to play keyboard only VIA midi guitar in real time and hear what kind of lines I can come up with .... This little recording session is just a practice session I decided to post . It is rough around the edges , at least you can get an idea how fast a midi guitar can track by a person who has worked with a midi guitar for a while ... thank you , HTH Kenny