SteveStrummerUK

I'm going to have to explain how this works aren't I? But to be honest I can't be arsed .... .... I'll just crawl back into me shell.

Gosh, I didn't expect so many humorous replies. Mind you, I haven't checked in since yesterday.

... end sentences with the titles of Beatles songs. Pfft. That's six weeks of my life I won't get back. .

You haz won the internetz 🤣

And what good would a German submarine be to you anyway?

I hear rumours they're going to name him after his paternal grandfather ... .... James.

It was good to see Prince Philip turned up first to see the baby ....

On a similar bent ... I've got my first kick boxing class tonight. Hopefully I'll be able to quit boxing for good this time.

... understandable really, he had a vicious right hook.

Or do we?

I don't get it 🙃

Sorry, that's my motto.

I made the 1,000,000th post ... ... and I can prove it ☺️

Not that sort 🤣

I had decided that keeping tropical fish was a good hobby for me. I was told it could be very relaxing. Hence I ventured downtown to the local pet store and asked the assistant if I could purchase a Siamese Fighting Fish. "Sure" he replied, "Would you like an aquarium?" To which I retorted, "Well to be honest, I don't really care what star sign it is". True story that, apart from the bits that are not. 🐟

Interesting stuff (with apologies for his use of the 'N' word): * Nickelback 😁

Innocent family-friendly material no doubt 🤔

Get your cash ready ....

He made some delicious crisps (US = 'chips').

Penith. I have a lithp.