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craigb

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  1. Ha! That hair is not even close! I would have killed to have hair like that. Mine never grew anything close to straight, just thick, wavy and unruly. Oh well. I'm STILL pissed that the movers lost a large box of mine that (naturally) was filled with personal stuff like photos, awards and all of my martial arts stuff...
  2. As a general rule, I tend not to like music made by men who make crappy music. 😜
  3. I've found where to get the cheapest gas!!! 🤣🤣🤣
  4. That was me as well! It was a great time to be there (San Diego area for me until moving up to Orange County in the late 80's). That said, I'm sooo glad to have gotten out of there before mass-stupidity hit! Loved the Wolfman Jack comment too. Ok, I'm off to reminisce for a while... 😉
  5. Ironically, I had an opposite incident where, before I began using strap-locks, I was wearing my Les Paul inside my friends house when one of the ends of the strap came off and the guitar went, body first, right down onto his Mom's antique (naturally, right?) table putting a nice dent and scratch into it. Boy did I hear about that! The guitar came out of the incident just fine. Now with ALL guitars and basses that I get, I use the same Schaller strap-locks and all my padded straps have the opposite part already added so it's just a matter of grabbing an instrument and a strap.
  6. I'm sure that the main reason I never succeeded as a rock star is due to the fact that I was never able to grow "that" kind of hair. Every time I tried it wouldn't grow long, just thick and unruly. Unfortunately, rocking the "homeless bed hair" look neither improved my abilities or my attraction to groupies. 😁
  7. A couple of weeks ago I lost my entire left side! 😮 I'm all right now. 😁
  8. A paraprosdokian is a sentence or statement with an unexpected ending. It means “against expectations” in Greek. Check these out: Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!” Need an ark? I Noah guy. You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing! Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: "No sun.”
  9. Is that what a used Alembic looks like? 🤔 😜
  10. I'm going to guess you haven't been "Down Under" in the last couple of years... They now make the foolishness being propagated on U.S. citizens look like nothing! Truly horrible conditions now (and very sad).
  11. Now THAT'S one lady I have all her albums of! It's my go-to when it's cold outside and I've got a fire going in the fireplace. 😉
  12. That guy looks like he needs more fiber! 😆 I think this is a little bit more attractive, ya? 🥰
  13. Ok, and back on topic! 🙂 Sparks > Spark
  14. Shouldn't that green part be on Pet Sounds? 😆
  15. With the new lineup mentioned in the last video. Oh, and for Dave, you can confirm at 5:04 that the second keyboard is indeed a Roland RD-700, but actually an RD-700 GX! 🙂
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