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? Whew you had me worried there for a moment . I thought you may have found some my recent posts on The Retired Male Strippers and Chippendale Dancers Forum .. Yeah good old Twanger Central Every body knows I go over there and post my playing every so often ....I used to link my playing from over there to here VIA the songs forum here ...folks over here didn't seem to care after a while so I stopped creating songs forum threads over here ..... here's what I played on the BT for that thread Yeah Man ! it is tough to walk away when you got a real a hole thinking they are running the show ...Somebody here a mod tried that $hit we me too. I'm not here to bow down low and kiss the Popes Ring ? hey good luck nice talking w you .. ? They got guys over there that got 50 + guitars and then some .....I have yet to hear Alembic mentioned over there .... Hey Bapu you can go over there and pull a Genghis Khan and run the place if they ever start talking about Plugins and Synths ....they wont know what hit them .. Kenny

? Yeah drop the link on us I want to see the proof . With all this isolation I'm always tempted ..... There may be a lot of truth to some of what you said here ....Right now the whole world is going through some tense social times .. I don't think it's you , me or Joe Blow . There appears to be a lot of uncertainty on all fronts ..What there are telling me to do on a Monday they are now telling me to do the opposite of that on a Tuesday ..... I can't even get into it ...I happen to think a lot of people are just acting out ... The is no security in any thing ...you put your foot down and it's all shifting sands for you footing . Kenny

It's nice to see you back on the forum Rain ! I like your 7string . I have a 7 string , I keep wanting to eventually get a Jazz Box w 7 strings .... 7 string is a whole lot of guitar and I use it more for like an extended range type of sounds ....If I can find a pic of my 7 string I may edit my post to add it . I like EMG 's . I got my first set of EMG pickups in the mid 80's for my Tele . I still play a Tele w EMG's as one of my Tele's are so equipped . My Guild Blues Bird prototype was a gift from the pres of Guild Guitars (Mark Dronge ). Mark gave it to me in 1986 . I have kept it as exactly as how I got it . It has 3 EMG single Strat PU , no tone control just a fat / mid tone control ...It may be the Gilmore set..... I never asked about it because I dig the way it sounds and I don't seem to mind a little mystery . I also have an 8 string Schector Here's a stock pic from the net. My 8 string is a Schecter . It's not as decked out as yours but I do dig it when I play it . The guitar I have is a few steps above entry .It's in the 4 to 5 range new and It actually plays better than some of my more expensive guitars . To be honest w you I don't play it all that much recently . 7 string I can run with all day long ....8 string makes me feel like I'm always lost on the fret board and I don't want to stop and ask for directions because I'm too proud to ask Hey Good luck with your new 7 string guitar it looks like a real pro quality axe . Kenny

Yeah ! + 100 .....It's been to long . Kenny

Yeah ! Rain ! I'm happy to see you around here again . It's been to long . Kenny

Don't mind me folks I'm going for The Groan Worthy Pun's Section of the Guinness Book Of Records.

As they say in "Kenny ville ". I think I have just heard it all because that there my friend is a one whopper of a story? Speaking of Jazz ...I wonder how the movie Deliverance would have turned out if the banjo player was playing this on his banjo ? Not to be out done a Parrot improvises on Giant Steps ?everybody is getting into the act you can't make this stuff up Kenny

Yeah ! were still here , because were not all there . It's a pretty hip song actually .....for those days in music . Poor Fella ! ?️ ?️ ? ? ? He is doing the best he can . Kenny

Thank you so much for posting that info ...You helped me Kenny

" Better Luck Next Fred "?️ ?️ ? Kenny

According to some of his online BIO sources Jimmy retired in the 70's . You must have seen him when you were very young . Kenny

I'm still trying to find the A minor . Yet I did make one important discovery . Fun Song Kenny

Yes ! posts need to be heard Kenny

We finally have a Fred in 2022 that takes the biscuit ...Yes sir re were off to a good start ? Kenny

Before Peter Dinklage found success in Hollywood , he sold guitar picks to nose pickers. Take cover everyone ! Kevin Perry is picking his nose again ! Kenny PS : maybe you could grow your left thumb nail long or try a thumb pick.

Kenny

To be perfectly honest with you Craigb , there are times in the past when this "Becan " stuff has turned out to be a very explosive topic of conversation . https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/04/reluctantly-turning-bacon-into-bombs-during-world-war-ii/360298/ Kenny

She looks a little young for me ..I wonder how good she will look when we add a few more decades . ' Kenny

That cat sure has nice eyes . Unmasked it's a whole other story Even I'm afraid . Kenny

My Becon Grease apparently went out of the frying pan into the firing line . When I get some more I think I'm gonna do this . Kenny

New & Advanced Guitarist fingering tips revealed from"The Chord A Sutra ! " Chapter One . That is some funny stuff Steve ! I just noticed the bottom right pinky burnt a hole in the fret board ? To the student , While practicing these polyphonic chordal fingerings and to aid in the prevention of burning holes in the guitars fingerboard I generally prefer to use a small dab of Becan Grease on my fingers as a fret board Mojo Lube . If I don't have any Becan grease on hand I simply use fried chicken grease . Kenny

This sure was fun ! Happy New Year Sheens ! Kenny

Woah ! I'm feeling all tingly inside myself after seeing that photo of Samantha Fish ! In a situation like this a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do ! Jeez ! Now I'm busted .. I got to get rid of all the the evidence ... Son! I think it's time we had a little man to man talk ! Kenny

Have you seen the latest top 5 quotes from Samantha ? She has listed a few fishy comments ? #1 Yeah I know how to play in A minor . It's just so much more fun to tease you while I play the song in G ## minor. #2 If you are not sure if there is Life after Death , Please come to one of my shows. I guarantee in your next life you will want to come back reincarnated as one of my stage guitars. #3 Once you eat one of my "Fish" sandwiches you will never ever want to eat Bacon ever again . # 4 Sheens once had a dream that we went down to the River Side together . In his dream I became a fish . I ran my scales through his chest hairs while I beat his chest with my tail . He even posted a picture of it in this thread # 5 Is that the sound of one hand clapping you got going on over there in that dark room ? or are you just thinking about what it's like to be with me ? Kenny

Poor guy went to bed thinking he was on a date with Samantha Fish ! When he woke up he was only having a wet dream . Kenny