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I used to but my Ex Air Old Lady got super mad at me for blowing dust all over her house whenever I played . Kenny

I'll be humming this one in my head all through out the day to help keep me safe ? What will you be humming ? Kenny

? Hey Craig ! I'm originally from The North . For lack of a better way of putting it . Lets just say I found this information out the hard way .? Kenny

#43 When I found out only the clueless uninformed sissy country guitar players from up North used Finger Ease . ? The only approved guitar fingerboard lubricant a Genuine Chicken Picker will use is always the unwashed Fried Chicken grease they have left over on their fingers from lunch . Kenny

#42 When I asked how did I end up here ? I was told The Stork had brought here when I was a little baby and left me with my new dysfunctional family. Kenny

#41 When they told me I would get a better deal at Guitar Center by playing Smoke on The Water out of a Marshall on 10 when I tried out guitars . Kenny

#25 When I only shot the sheriff they also tried to charge the deputy's shooting on me . ? Kenny

#20 When I went to The Red House over yonder and found out the key won't unlock the door.. #21Then I found out her sister wouldn't Kenny

# 7 When my newest song placed #1 on The Charts over at Soundclick with only 6 listens . Kenny

#5 When I came home early from work one afternoon and found another Mule kicking in my stall ? Kenny

Doing Minnie Mouse? No I gave up drinking in the early 80's and Now that I'm old I'm even more terrified of that idea ? Kenny

I have been playing midi guitar since 1982 . My first was a Roland . Then in 1986 I went with the Ibanez IMG2010. A 24 pin into a rack mount midi interface only. No self contained synth sounds . At the time it came out the interface was meant to trigger hardware midi keyboards and rack mount synths . Stock photo of the guitar ... mine is the same as the photo and resting comfortably in it's case About 8 or 9 years ago I decided to use a software guitar midi interface called Midi Guitar by Jam Origin . I give the edge to this interface over anything that is out there currently . I'm not gonna sit here and do a blow by blow on why I feel that way.......I don't care ....? I found what I need ? Aside from the proven fact that it tracks fantastic , Midi Guitar can host VST synths , plugs and can be used as a self contained Audio and Midi software interface as both stand alone and as a VST in your DAW. ....Also I can play any guitar I own . And yours to! ?? Anyway I'm gonna post 3 examples of my midi guitar playing . First one up On this tune I played in real time all my midi guitar parts ...all synths , pads , and melodies that are not typical guitars were actually done using a guitar . The Bass part is me playing real Bass and I did my drums as parts as I figured out as per what was working with the song ...meaning placeholders drum parts that I edited until I found something that worked for my song . Second tune , features a lot more midi guitar parts that I worked up and kept as midi until I was ready to add my audio parts ...The advantage to working that way in midi was it let me play my midi parts at a tempo I can play them at and keep it clean ...Then when I liked what I did ....I can lay down all my audio at the correct songs tempo .. Last but not least , Here's my #3 Midi Guitar demo track . The story on this one is I was learning the tune Song For My Father by playing along with an Aebersold track.I wanted to play keyboard only VIA midi guitar in real time and hear what kind of lines I can come up with .... This little recording session is just a practice session I decided to post . It is rough around the edges , at least you can get an idea how fast a midi guitar can track by a person who has worked with a midi guitar for a while ... thank you , HTH Kenny

And were not hearing any complaints from some of his fans Kenny

Is that a miniature Gibson Ace Frehley Signature Les Paul ? If it is Milo wants me to get him one ? Kenny

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"With a Rebel Yell, She Cried, 'Don't Give Up the Fight'" ? "Eye of the Haggard " ? “Billie Cocaine” I like his approach ? I Hope some of you guys enjoy the tunes and have a few good laughs . Kenny

You finally learn a few new chords & to celebrate your perseverance and good fortune you form a band . The Bass player with connections enters the group in the battle of the bands . You make it all the way to the finals to square off up against these guys . How well do you think your gonna do ? ? I don't know if this is a musical thing or not but it should be one ? Kenny

Cuddles ! have you been drooling all over me again ? Yes ! I didn't mean to drool all over you again when I went to sleep in your arms. It's not like I can just tell her how good she tastes. That's my story and I'm sticking to it . Kenny

Yes there are more than 3 chords . How you decide to take the news depends on whether you have a tight support group or not . PS if I ever get married I'm going here to get married .... Kenny

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Some raw materials that did not make it into Bapu's Alembic . Kenny

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Each successive song writing & recording session is actually a failure until it isn’t, The almost impossible odds of creating a musical master piece using only a DAW and ones own personal computer in a home studio environment doesn't seem to have much of a hold on our long held desire for optimism . Kenny

Before he ate the bird ? , he took it's wings off and used them for his mustache Kenny