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In all honesty , what used to be a problem of mine has turned out to be a valuable asset after all . I just got a Gig patrolling a local beach wearing only a leaf or two from Stella's leaf pile . If you find yourself too close to shore with the intent of attacking swimmers . Come and get you some sharks . After one good look I guarantee you will be swimming back out to the deep waters where you belong ??? Kenny

Woah ! That pooch on the lower right looks familiar ? Kenny

Every deck of cards should come with 5 aces . Are you saying I'm no longer the current reining strip poker champion ? Kenny

Yeah we all did is right Oh well since I'm here now ... Guitar players and the way they touch and caress the womenz they love is all typical standard stuff ....A light touch , a heavy touch . A little vibrato here and a little whammy there ... Woah , now Sax players ...they are another breed . They have to have chops in places mere mortals have only yet to discover .. After years of perfecting their embouchure and lip placement need I say more ? It just goes to show you all the good stuff always seems to happen behind closed doors . Kenny

A friend of mine recommended this video . She thought I could use a mood elevator ? I had to rescue Duke from a stream once . What a muddy mess the both of us were . It's a good thing those dogs are not mine. I'm driving a nicer car than what I had with Duke so it's gonna be a real long walk home for them pooches . Kenny

Sigh...I have no current projects at the moment . So I went back to the drawing board and decided to learn how to play an A Minor chord correctly . Kenny

Watching Stella jump into the leaf pile put me in a good mood . I got to find out what my dog can do . Kenny

Yes BO"BF"GOF . When you act now we will also send you a lovable four legged fur-covered industrial strength heavy duty shredder? as our gift to you absolutely free Kenny

Sorry I was not able to listen to your tune . I am not a member at those sites you linked your song too and I have no desire to join them . Kenny

Woah ! Blackberry bushes . Don't they have thick thorns ? Wow ,,,, he is OK with that ? Tuff little fella you got there . ?? Sorry Dave ! , I'm just sharing the ups and downs my pooch has been putting me through . It's true Milo is older by about a year and a half . Milo was on his way to the shelter if I didn't take him in and make a home for him .By the time he got to me he already has been on the outs with the two other families that couldn't deal with him anymore . The first owner was an elderly woman in a wheel chair and there is no way she could have controlled him . His second home was with a family . The husband worked a lot and his wife was 2 months away from having a child ...They had concerns about the safety of the newborn child to put it mildly ... For me I was hurting real bad . I had put Duke down and my life had no fun flavors left in it ....it was all just one big ball of loneliness and pain at that time for me ... I bring this up because the relationship between a dog owner and dog is a very special unique thing . It is totally possible Sirius can and will grow out of his destructive phase . Things are still new to the both of you When it comes to dogs , on the surface many dynamics of the relationship may look the same .You know feeding , housing ,walking , picking up after them , training them , socializing them ,,ect When it comes to the deeper level it is not much different that dealing with a person . It's just like dealing with a stubborn person who won't follow any of your directions , they might not even care enough to pretend to listen to you and when all is said and done they will parade and mock you when they wont do the very thing you hope they will do ...? hey I dated girls just like that when I was younger ?‍? I guess if I had a point to make it would be as dog owners we are all doing the best we can . Sure there are things our furry friends do that may try our ability to cope with things calmly when the S hit hits the fan ... I have come close to loosing it a few years back .It brought me to the point where I have learned to step back take a deep breath and try again and again and again .... Sirius sounds like a really cool dog and companion . Most of what I have heard you post on him has been typical things puppy's do and get away with . Sometimes time will smooth a lot of those things out ... Until Sirius gets the lets stop chewing and behave memo , you may have to line up a Sweetwater sales Rep and put him on speed dial . Even better, lets chip in and get Cesar Millan up here ....Lets find out if he is really as good as every one says he is ...That could be one way to deal with both Milo and Sirius I'm gonna put a lid on the Furrstration and invoke the power of herbal . It has been nice chatting with you . all the best , Kenny

From what I have read so far it sounds like you are getting good help for your computer . ?The pooch may be another story . ? My dog Milo happens to be a chewer and after watching him chew fallen tree branches and golf ball sized rocks he likes to dig up I have gotten into the habit of bringing (those hard plastic ?) chew toys that look like phony bones with us when we go out .. We like to be outdoors and I have found when I bring something for him to chew on he seems much happier having something to occupy and focus his energy on ... I also bring water because now that it's getting hot out I want him to be comfortable and its a good way to get his attention ... At home when I feed him he will get his food, some treats , and a chew toy all in his doggie crate . I never ever let him chew toys in my apt unsupervised ever so the chew toy in his crate or outdoors becomes a reward of sorts . Not even a year ago I couldn't even leave my apt with out him acting out on his full range of separation anxiety issues . Getting him used to spending quality time in his crate helped the most with that ...For the record I still don't fully trust him to have full run of the apt outside of his crate when I'm not home .... I have gotten to the point where meeting my dogs needs has become a form of service for me . My goal is I want him to feel as if he' s being rewarded for just being a good boy . He still has a long ways to go but he has gotten a lot better since I got him . You may have to experiment around and find out what works best for you and your dog . Next time you leave the room to heat up your coffee Offer him a choice . Offer him a synth manual and a KONG with peanut butter in it ...Lets find out and see what he likes better . Best of luck finding what works for you guys . I'm absolutely sure it will get better over time . Kenny

This poor fella went to a fortune teller last night . The fortune teller told him his luck was about to change and his ship was about to come in . I think he missed the part where he was supposed to meet his ship at the boat dock not at the buss stop ? Kenny

Juanita ! Te amo con todo mi corazón Thank you very much Juan ! I Wub you Too ! Aye Que Linda ! aren't these two so adorable ! Gulp , I don't think she's talking about the donkeys ? Kenny

Some tough times there . Every thing you have mentioned in your post could be temporary as long as you don't try to solve the temporary problems with a permanent solution ... Hopefully this too shall pass . Kenny

That sounds like a great memory to have ? Zappa seemed to have a very sophisticated sense of humor . Cool stuff ! I hold Roy Clark , Chet Atkins , Jerry Reed , Grady Martin , Hank Garland , and Glen Campbell in high esteem as guitar players . Roy sure filled a cool spot amongst those players ....Loved his playing and comedy . Kenny

Back in the day during his era Roy Clark was certainly the total package . As an entertainer and sometimes funny musical performer , Roy had all the right moves, He sure had a way with the methods he used to tickle the strings and play his guitar ! Kenny

When The Bass Is a Popping ! Don't bother Stopping ! You can always make your move ! Once you've played your groove ? Kenny

I would spend the $ 25.000.00 willingly just to find out where Keith Richards stashed The Fountain Of Youth ! Kenny

I get annoyed sometimes with a lot of the extra choices and learning curves many of the third party plugs I bought on sale seem to bring to the table . It is nice to have some of these things but in the heat of the moment when the Muse is holding my hand and sending me inspiration I have to resist the temptation to delve into the wonderful world of 3 rd party GUI's ...My Muse is a fickle bitch ...she will leave to room if I focus on anything other than her .? Kenny

I don't know why I would need too . The government knows all they need to know about me because the government used me for a top secret experiment when I was a only teenager . Do you remember the ole if you stroke your own your gonna go bald and blind ? I'm here to tell you I can see pretty good and I'm sure as hell not bald . ? Kenny

Now that you mention it, I wonder if any of these Iconic Musical Artists are rocking the sock plugins on the down low ? Kenny

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+ 1 . I'm also thinking about putting a motion detector in my Fruit of The Looms . It's been getting harder and harder for me to find my junk as I get older and chubbier.? Kenny