SteveStrummerUK

I wonder if, by any chance, S.L.I.P. is a heterosexual male.

Ironic? Indeed. The OP contains neither.

Wonderful ...

Awesome Ken ?

Very nice Krist - welcome to the dark side ? I absolutely love my Tele - I managed to pick up a brand spanking new three-colour sunburst/maple neck US Deluxe just as they were being phased out to be replaced by the 'Elite' range (now the 'Ultra') for less money than a US Standard ? This is the same as the model I got:

I did not have relations with that honourable apology.

I've discovered that answering the door stark naked really helps to deter trick or treaters. Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen.

I wanted to try and contact my childhood hero deceased astronaut Neil Armstrong with the help of a clairvoyant and her ouija board. "I'm really sorry", she said after a wasted hour "But I'm getting nothing." "Come on", I retorted, "It's hardly rocket séance".

Very cool guitar though chap ?

Yuk yuk yuk ............. he said ........... bone .............................. and nut .................................?

Pun?

A two-fer ...

I always reckoned ol' Kylie would be a good neighbour. Hah, I see what I did there ?

If you ever picked up any tips/advice on Superior Drummer in the old forum, Dave was probably in there at the heart of it ?

Pfft ? The Am note is soooooooooo yesterday.... I much prefer the G## not-major note. Mind you, "Tw@t it up into G## not-major" does not have the same ring to it. I'll give you that much.

I should be so lucky.