SteveStrummerUK

I've discovered that answering the door stark naked really helps to deter trick or treaters. Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen.

I wanted to try and contact my childhood hero deceased astronaut Neil Armstrong with the help of a clairvoyant and her ouija board. "I'm really sorry", she said after a wasted hour "But I'm getting nothing." "Come on", I retorted, "It's hardly rocket séance".

Very cool guitar though chap ?

Yuk yuk yuk ............. he said ........... bone .............................. and nut .................................?

Pun?

A two-fer ...

I always reckoned ol' Kylie would be a good neighbour. Hah, I see what I did there ?

If you ever picked up any tips/advice on Superior Drummer in the old forum, Dave was probably in there at the heart of it ?

Pfft ? The Am note is soooooooooo yesterday.... I much prefer the G## not-major note. Mind you, "Tw@t it up into G## not-major" does not have the same ring to it. I'll give you that much.

I should be so lucky.

Now that's how to make an entrance ? Good to see you Dave ?

Happy to oblige Bill ?