As biographical limericks go, this is remarkably accurate ?
Whatever happened to John T* I wonder?
I really miss his sparkling wit and cordial repartee. Mind you, it's all relative I guess. I've come across lobotomised sponges with more engaging personalities.
As I'm now firmly on a nostalgic bent, has anyone seen sight or sound of me old mucker CakeAlexS? I'm not saying he was a wrong 'un, but he was a wrong 'un. Fair upset your old pal Strummy did that power-crazed moron. I am definitely one grudge-bearing ball of revenge he does not want to encounter down a dark alley.
Made for each other them two. Like two cheeks of the same septic ar5e.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ................................................... breathe ?
* The 'real' one that is, not me starboard knacker.