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Add to those: Size of a London bus Weight of an African elephant/Boeing 747 Volume of an Olympic swimming pool Annoyance of a typical CakeAlexS

Kenny: The air quality where I live has been rated the Worst in The Planet Strummy's toilet after a he's recycled a chicken vindaloo: Hold my beer

It's Strummy you need to be apologising to for that. Now that's some sad strummaging. Even by my standards.

Dear Mr Thread Police Wibbley Please let me know when I hit the Judas Priest song limit. Just like you did so assiduously when I passed my Stranglers allowance. ?

Best cover song ever.

'Chump'. Your mind is like a sewer.

PreAl on the Studio One forum will give you the same warm, fuzzy feeling. There was a young man called Cake-Alex ....

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As biographical limericks go, this is remarkably accurate ? Whatever happened to John T* I wonder? I really miss his sparkling wit and cordial repartee. Mind you, it's all relative I guess. I've come across lobotomised sponges with more engaging personalities. As I'm now firmly on a nostalgic bent, has anyone seen sight or sound of me old mucker CakeAlexS? I'm not saying he was a wrong 'un, but he was a wrong 'un. Fair upset your old pal Strummy did that power-crazed moron. I am definitely one grudge-bearing ball of revenge he does not want to encounter down a dark alley. Made for each other them two. Like two cheeks of the same septic ar5e. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ................................................... breathe ? * The 'real' one that is, not me starboard knacker.

Well one of yours anyway.? John T would probably feel a bit left out though, which is generally not the best place for gentleman vegetables to be. You sir, have an excellent memory ?

Paulo + Strummy. We could call ourselves Plummy. That would be the nuts.

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