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SteveStrummerUK

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  1. Two quick queries if I may for the Excel literate among you. In this example: I notice in some of my Excel documents, there seems to be an 'auto-copy' feature (which works a bit like predictive text). In the example above, I just need to type the 'T' in the cell arrowed and Excel automatically suggests 'Texaco', as per the cell above. Is there any way to enable/disable this feature, either globally or on a per-document basis? I'm in 'Accountancy' mode for the money values to be listed in the TOTAL column; is it possible to have Excel display zero pounds/pence as £0.00, or is this only possible in 'Currency' mode? Many thanks in advance for any help/advice ☺️
  2. The Coffee House #1 & Coffee House #2 - Rules: Rule 4b: You can check out, but you can never leave ? HTH Del ?
  3. (A brief and enthralling history of nicknames) Not quite the right 'Doc' mate ? Nor this one: Del's original Cakewalk username was his initials + surname: Me, being the master of the witty quip, espoused the theory that the 'DR' part of his name stood for 'Doctor' - hence 'Doc H', or latterly 'The Doc'. Pistolpete gave me a rather unfunny nickname based on my username ('Strumpy', among others), but Del started calling me 'Strummy' and it seems to have stuck ? Alex 'The Kook' (who is Dutch) occasionally mistranslated words into English - one which followed him around afterwards was his description of eating asparagus, where he stated it was "yammy" (rather than 'yummy'). Mr Bapsi then unfunnily started calling me Strammy based on Alex's mistranslation. And then he added the 'U' back (i.e. Straummy), based on the theory than English folk put unrequired 'U's into words that don't need them (e.g. 'colour'; 'armour'), despite the clue being in the name; i.e. The English language ?
  4. "If in doubt, tw4t it down into E minor" does have a ring to it ?
  5. Bapu Johnson is right to say that BayouBill Johnson is right. Ahhh blow it out your a55 ..........
  6. It's about time the Am note got its own fred. Honorary mentions for Bill all round ?
  7. [for Wibbs]: KILLER Joe ----> KILLER on the Loose ?
  8. Thinking about it, I reckon it's time to change the name of my starboard gonad. I'm going to stick with 'Plummy' for the other one, but 'John T' seems a little dated. Suggestions gratefully received for a new name for me right testimacle. Should we do a poll? There will be an official naming ceremony on the lower meadow here at Strummy Towers. Due to Covid restrictions, you'll have to bring your own Watneys Red Barrel and pork scratchings. On with the contest ?
  9. Plummy hangs a little lower than John T ? A little factoid I'd never disclose while sinking some jars and chatting to some birds.
  10. I much prefer: =IF(ISBBAPU(Am),"Unfunny","Hilarious") ?
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