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There's nothing wrong with that........all the best people do, right ?

Ooh, such a bold statement...that should keep the fact checkers busy for a while. I like it.?

I've only ever been wrong once and ironically it was when I thought I might have been wrong about something and it turned out that I was actually right after all. I should have known better than to doubt myself. This is my only flaw.

Whatever it is, it won't be worth it.

EZBapu ?

I've often found that people who have less of everything are more generous than those who have more of everything. That has to be right.

It seems to me that there are people who must get up every day and then actively look for something to be offended by. Consider it a compliment if those people think that you are not welcome in their world. Oh, and IBTL.

But..... if you watch it at half speed the other guy has twice as long to just step out of the way. Anyway, when it comes to watching fighting, UFC is far more entertaining...

Paulo asks........ Will there be an episode featuring the Bapu bot ?

During the Gibson dark days (and I guess now also) X3 was always my worst case scenario fallback position. With this in mind I actually opened my most recent project with it yesterday to see what would happen. Other than some missing vsts that I guess have never been scanned in X3 it was fine. However...... I had forgotten how pig ugly it looked either in full grey mode or coloured strip pro tools clone mode, so hopefully it won't come to that.

Misinformation! I still have the boxed installation discs for X3. ?

I thought that was the collective noun for fans of this guy...

How many times would one have to say that one had more plug ins than Bapu before it became true ? Asking for a friend.

My question here is.... when he starts to do the spin thing what does the other guy think is going to happen next ? After the first time you'd think he'd just learn to step back a bit and then just watch him doing a silly dance. I guess it's part of the pantomime like wrestling.

Benny certainly looks like he's been kicked in the face a few times.

Is it really time for the annual KV331 we're working on Synthmaster 3 and it will be out real soon season? How time flies.....

How very appropriate that APD should celebrate this day with their shop full of things that are pasta their sell by date.

Arturia Marketing Review Dateline: Summer 2023 Venue: Arturia HQ Jean Paul le Boss: Bonjour Henri, tell me your ideas for our next hardware release. Henri le Marketeer: How about a tiny controlleur that looks like someone spilt some bleach on a white one. A dog barks.....JP notices for the first time the dog sitting next to Henri. "Does you dog bite?" Henri: No. JP reaches down to pet the animal and gets bitten on the hand. A little angry now, he says " I thought you said your dog did not bite ?" Henri: That is not my dog. JP: (sighs) Well, anyway...... I'm not sure that the world needs a tiny controller that looks like someone spilt bleach on it. Do you not think it's about time we actually released the full range of Mk3 controllers seeing as Native Instruments have announced theirs already and may well gain valuable sales at our expense? Henri: No I do not. JP: Because ? Henri: There was an accident at the factory. You know how Claude is always trying to look younger? Well, he noticed his reflection in the plastic mould machine and saw the beginnings of some grey at his temples. You know how vain he is....anyway, he decided that he could cover it by going blond and this had to be done immediately before anyone noticed it was a cover up rather that just him being trendy. Unfortunately while doing this he spilt his hydrogen peroxide in the plastic making machine and now all our plastic looks like this..... JP: Does anyone else know this ? Henri: I had to tell Pierre, the accountant, because we needed to buy some new plastic. He said that plastic cost a fortune because it was specially made by his woke friends using only unicorn farts and squirrel tears, so we can't buy any more until we have used that, so........ " Alpine White Special Edition?" JP: Oh FFS, alright then....

And now on YT, here's Fleer with an unboxing video for his NI S series controller... ...carefully slits packaging tape with a craft knife to reveal...... a pile of grey dust. " I told you it would go off if you didn't use it" - Edith.

Attempting positivity........ The 88 makes the 61 look quite cheap.

Did someone leave the basement door open again ?

Show me a Quantum mk2 with 89% off and then I'll be impressed.

Cool. This will save me so much time that I can instead spend with the family, doing the garden, decorating the house, shopping trips with Mrs..... Hmmmm.... On the other hand, it really would be a great shame not to get some more use out of all those plug-ins I bought. I sort of owe it to the hard working people who made them, right ?

How very adroit. Bien joué.