paulo

Another true story......last year I was in a clothing store looking to use up an about to expire gift card. Not really my kind of place tbh hence why the card was about to expire, but it seemed wasteful / ungrateful to just let it expire so I figured that a t-shirt is a t-shirt and they sold some of those so that should be easy enough............. Turns out that none of the t-shirts had size labels in them and there was no place to try them on and tbh they all looked too big for me. I had no choice but to ask how anyone was supposed to know what the sizes were when the obvious was pointed out to me............You download the app from the store then scan the squiggly thing on the price label of the shirt you like with your phone camera and then it will tell you what size it is. Stupid me.?

The phone is bluetoothed up to the car silly so it's hands free. The message would just appear right in front of you on the dashboard display........just like the fuel guage does.........oh wait........?

Not having that. People are always saying to me ..."that Bapu fella, he has to be smoking something, right?"?

Recently I was wandering around an electrical domestic appliance store to kill some waiting time. They had some very expensive regular home size fridges with dark glass opaque doors that had stickers on them inviting you to knock on the door and see what happens. I looked around for the cameras, but didnt see any obvious ones so I obliged and the fridge lit up and I could then see through the previously dark doors and thus the contents of the fridge (had there been any) were revealed to me. At that point a salesman arrived at my side and started his spiel.....how cool is that? etc....... I asked him what was the point if it and he told me it was energy saving and therefore good for the planet because you can look inside without opening the door and letting the cooled air out which the fridge then has to go to work to replace. My response was the obvious one.... how many times do people in their own homes go just to have a look at what is in the fridge, but not take anything out? He looked at me like I was the one being silly. Then there was the guy when I picked my car up the other week wanting me to install a device on the car that would send a message to an app on my phone to let me know when the fuel level was getting low.............FFS!

The computer is a musical snob and it doesn't like the chord change at 4:17 ? I have no definitive sensible answer for you, but what happens if you start recording at any other random start point ? Does it go past 4:17 then and if so does it still cut at 4:17 next time round or will it play to the end of the track you just recorded that didn't start at zero. Just wondering if it sees 4:17 as being the project end and cuts off there for some reason? Also if you shift all tracks back a couple of measures thus extending the project time, does it still happen at the same point or does the cut off point shift by the same amount?

Yeah, but the how does your old fashioned dumb shaker know when to stop applying the salt if you haven't pre-told it how much to dispense??

Salt is over. Apparently Smalt is the future..... They're not as Smart as they think they are though. They forgot the Smepper.

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Might as well just say give me your email address and you'll get the discount then. The "survey" part seems a bit pointless if every answer I give is just BS to enable the discount.

Talking of the song Kiss, I went to the doctor's because I just can't get the songs of Tom Jones out of my head. I asked him if this was normal. He said...........

I take it by the first three questions in the survey that he's not interested in new customers??

Maybe you should have used Edchup instead............ But there is evidence to suggest that it makes you go loopy.......

BMW drivers have recently hit back at the constant moaning from drivers of inferior cars that BMW drivers never use their indicators by pointing out that in fact they often use all of them all at the same time when they press the park anywhere you like button.

I 100% knew that somebody would say that and I was 102% sure it would be you.?

Blimey, how expensive is rope these days?

I wouldn't sweat it Kenny. I can't imagine that many people make it that far.?

The white one feels nicer.

Relax..............close your eyes.............take a deep breath..............imagine a world where people are kind..............it's a nice world isn't it?.............you're feeling sleepy...........sleepy.................soon I will tell you the answer you seek..................but first, when you wake up remember to give Paulo all your money.......you won't remember being told this or know why, but it's important......................very important...............oh and every time you see the word Bapu you will do a chicken dance whilst making monkey noises for 30 seconds..................Audacity............Audacity.................don't forget the money..........Audacity...............and wake up.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I do it just to annoy Beepster in case he's lurking........ Oh, and................

Uncle E says "scheduled to end August 29."

Question for those who have upgraded....... Does Nectar 3 overwrite Nectar 2 or is it a separate thing and if it overwrites are N2 settings compatible? Nectar 2 has been all over my vocal tracks for some time now and I'm wondering what happens to them if N3 is installed.

Thanks for the info. I asked Uncle E from JRR and he says "many customers have been using it to upgrade from MPB2 and it has worked fine for them" which is not quite saying that it qualifies, but............... I wasn't interested at $299 but might have to consider breaking into the piggy bank for $125.

Sorry man, didn't wanna get slated for being too obscure again.......?