RobertWS

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Baloney!

Keep your fancy word play. I'll just have plain old....Meat Loaf.

My last car had a 5.1 surround system. But you only noticed it if you turned your head sideways to look out the drivers side window....THEN you could hear the difference the rear speakers provided. I will say the demo disc they provided sounded pretty damn good.

Yeah, bass players are always late. And often horsing around.

It's not new. I never understood one word uttered by Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.

Looks like it was before color photography too.

And now on a lighter note.... What do you call a belt made of wrist watches? A waist of time!

Ewe?

Eeeewww!

I come to the Coffee House for the intellectually stimulating conversation. And I read Playboy for the articles.?

Did she steal your heart Paulo? Is that what happened?

That's like losing a job....but then getting a better one!

I plagiarized that joke and posted in on another site. Then some snowflake deleted it. I wish I knew who it was....so I could send them concert tickets!

I've been blessed with a photographic memory. But sometimes it's out of focus or the lens cap is left on.

FYI: Carlos Santana also has a song called Europa:

Don't you mean raise it 1.0000000000000?

Am I the only one who got that? I love morbid humor.

Certainly.

This is cir tainly no longer entertaining. It's gotten too cir ious. That's for cir. Maybe I'll be knighted by the queen for my clever writing....I'll be Cir Robert!

The worst apple pie is better than the best pumpkin pie. Trust me...I'm kind of a pie maven.

It was....in a round about way.

You can't play or say Hangman anymore. Because it is associated with lynching and that's racist.

Hey, isn't bitflipper looking for a new bass player?