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Behind the Rain -> Red Rain

Fortunately, the only glasses I use have liquid in them, but I find even 30 minutes of wearing headphones is about all I can take at one time.

Hmm... Bill mentioned "grits." What is that? Sand in your Speedos? ?⁉️

Cakewalk back when Gibson had it?

Wait... You modified the Am scale??! *Gasps!* You can DO that??! ?

Don't sweat it, I'm sure the topic will come back around! ?

High Voltage -> Electric Avenue (I couldn't resist! ? )

Take Me Away Aha -> A-Ha Take On Me

One for S.L.I.P. A car should come equipped with a decent set of airbags, ya? ?

There Yugo again Steve! Pantera Escalade Nova Interceptor Stealth.

Canned Heat -> Sterno (This little ditty rips, doesn't it? ?)

I think this thread has earned this! (@Dave - I actually got in trouble at a job once for posting a DHMO warning sign above the drinking fountain. A couple of bat-guano crazy females complained to HR that they "knew" there was something in water! ?)

Love it! Awesome job Kenny! ? It's actually very listenable now - LOL! ?

Crazy Train -> Train Kept a Rollin'

86% percent of all statistics are completely made up. ?

A Thing Called Love -> Crazy Little Thing Called Love (I'm not exactly a lead guitarist, but this is the only lead I could play behind my back! ?)

No One Knows -> But it's Nobody's Fault

No roses?

Man, that censor sucks! Just take the letters in "ears" and rearrange them starting with the "a" then the "r" then the "s", etc. ?

Sort of like dyslexia of the *****? ?

Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY then! ? You look good for your age! ?

Heh, I'd say "Someone" didn't read the answer! ('Cause NOBODY had lunch and NOBODY went to the toilet on that date!) ?

And this would be my follow-up to Strummy's! (You'll have to listen to the chorus to get the connection.)