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Yep, and I just reversed it instead of posting the video Bill just did! ?

Tru dat!

You shouldn't talk about a man's weapon Wibbles. (Their guns, however, are fair play!?)

That toothy guy might look good as luggage and shoes...

Cow Chip Cookies?

Almost had the chance to play some Jefferson Airplane... But Bapu came in early. ?

Plot twist: The cat was an illusion...

Defend your becan!

This was a favorite of mine growing up.

More memories!

Ah, memories!

If she eats all those donuts, she won't be able to fit into that tub next time!

*Pfft!* This IS the Coffee House you know! ?

(Was it a Jello shot? ?)

Now THAT'S proper advertising! ?

Still better tasting than popcorn-flavored Jelly Bellys!

Oops! Sorry about that "L" word!

Then you can get one of these.

Eat your heart out?

What? ?

I was in Barnes & Noble about a week ago because I needed a certain physical book (i.e., not a digital copy). They looked it up on the computer and said "Here it is!" To which I said, "Great, just send me in the right direction and I'll find it." Their response: "Oh, we don't actually carry it, but we can order it for you!" I did, however, get the chance to pull off a fun line. While I was talking to the guy looking up the book, someone asked where the Self-Help area was. My reply: "Doesn't that defeat the purpose?" The inquirer just stood there confused wondering why the employee was laughing... *Sigh...*