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The hot wax method of hair removal is not recommended. Just sayin'...

Harsh, but fair!

Sorry, I've only got a yee (but it's 40% off!). ?

Not a duck, a ... ?

Just checked to see if S.L.I.P. had taken this thread over the edge yet! ?

I'm going to guess that I snuck mine in while Strummy was posting! ?

Don't knock it until you try it! ?

This is just one of the usual Coffee House mock threads. Evidently clever enough to fool you (and pwalpwal) apparently! ?

A better continuation:

WHOOPS! Sorry, I thought I was at the end (turned out to just be the end of the last page!).

I'm currently listening to Synkrotron's Beach and Neutrino albums! ?

Spring is here!!!

Sorry Andy, but you appear to be in the wrong thread! ? (Take a closer look at that title... ?)

Take the blue pill?

This offer is limited to days that end in "y."

Hehe... ?

Well, (somewhere else) he did admit to doing things worse than Susan Boyle and Kylie... (My guess is the Queen might have been involved... ? )

I like how Kenny's captured perfectly my journey from Southern California (where the ladies are all fake and plastic) to the Pacific Northwest (where the females tend to be overweight heifers). Good job!

*Pfft...!* That's about what a decent pint costs out here and those don't take as much effort to make! (Plus those pints still aren't available and your music is!) ? Maybe, if you want to go back to six ten-minute long songs, your next album could be called "Quarks!" since there are six of those (Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top and Bottom). ?

I'm guessing that requires permission from the Lovely Lady, ya? ?