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Or SpongeGlyn SquareBarnes.

Buffoonery. Preferably of the puerile variety. (Duh!?)

Did he go on to tell you about how he's traveled all over trying to find the person who shot his Pa? ?

I also wonder how the local villagers have any hearing left! ?

Nice music too. I wonder if he used a special conductor... ?

Doubtful. Buns are what you sit on here. Ironically, what you sit on here is also called a fanny and that definitely has a different meaning in the UK!

Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, catscan. Our mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas. Turning Vegan would be a big missed steak. Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name. Life is short, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I will. Ban pre-shredded cheese, make America grate again. Electricians have to strip to make ends meet. For chemists, alcohol is not a problem, it's a solution. I scream, you scream, the police show up; it's awkward... Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. I'm friends with 25 letters of the Alphabet; I don't know y... Cow stumbles into pot field! The steaks have never been higher! Crushing pop cans is soda pressing! In search of fresh vegetable puns. Lettuce know! He who laughs last, didn't get it. Big shout out to my fingers. I can always count on them. Remember, if the World didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Yep! ?

She's probably a blast at parties.

Did you go to a Chinese BBQ in Wokingham instead? ?

Continuing with my animal theme...

Love the follow-up word-play on this one! ?

Great story Bob! ?? Imagine living near the place below (well, I've heard that Venezuela was broke!)... ?

What? You were expecting something like this: Or, even worse, this??? That would be a big nope from me dawg.

This little guy is Newton, the mascot for my personal business.

This thread is Procreationist!!! ? ?

Well Glyn? ANY winners?

Time's been playing with me...

This is probably as good a place as any to remind everyone to use something to protect your equipment, preferably a UPS so that any brief outage won't cause damage (or annoyances). In every rack I used to have I had a Furman, but both my DAW and modem/router/switch areas had UPS'. Definitely saved my bacon a couple of times! I should also note that, for decades, I always keep my computers on 24/7. Going from no power to full power is when most of the electrical parts tend to fail. I only reboot for maintenance and updates.

Wow, in at least 200 Windows 10 machines, I've never seen that message! Good luck indeed!