A Boston's gonna do whatever a Boston wants to do! ?
(This is Corbin. My friend's dog, but my little buddy. When I lived there, my friend would leave for work, but I worked from home so he hung out with me all day. ?)
You guys need to go read/watch Alice in Wonderland. Specifically the part about what the Mad Hatter's Tea Party was really all about (and how they got the Red Queen to not cut off their heads).
Once you do, you'll realize you've been missing two important letters ("u" and "n").
As such, I'm here to wish all of you a Happy Unbirthday! ?