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If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets?

Or his luckier bull dog? ?

I hope I didn't butter him up too much... It's just a Wonder I got through all of that without sounding like some flakey crust, eh? ?

You sound half-baked Steve! Did you just join a religious jam band or something? You know, "Give us this day our daily bread?" Hope you rise to the challenge and are soon rolling in dough, then the girls will be all over your buns! Just don't hire anyone named Slice, avoid the French and remember, it's not your job to protect others! No loafing! A toast to your success! (Hey, it's the yeast I could do, ya? ? ) * This post is certified Gluten-Free! *

Only far to follow that up with this one since I'm in the Pacific Northwest! (Though not as far west as the 808 State - Hawaii!)

You sure those shouldn't be scrambled?

Reminds me of the guy who shot an arrow into the air... and missed! ? Also reminds me of all the crap you probably had to go through as a kid Ed! Some of the sharpest people I had to work with were Polish. So much for that stereotype! ?

Well, it's supposed to be 40% off, ya? ? Duh! ?

That one keeps coming up on my recommended videos list... I guess I'll just have to watch it!

I hear he's a 6th degree something-or-other! ?

A Miss Steak at that! ?

By downing two fifths? ? ?

Yep! Had a guy in my high school have his Pinto destroyed in a similar (if less dramatic) fashion! Man it's been a LONG time since I saw that movie too!

You is a genus Nigel!!! ?

My prognosis: He's drinking cheap beer. My prescription: Take two Speckled Hen's and see how it goes!

Careful! You're going to get him banned again! ?

Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant...

nuq chojatlh?

Just remove the word "DON'T" from that sign and you've got Joe Biden! ?