Wow are you programmed Nigel! I truly feel sorry for you, I'm sure your life could be FAR better than it currently is. I can only shake my head every time I see people who say crap they've been told to say that's 180 degrees backwards of reality. Unfortunately, this is now the vast majority of people.
That said, I DID say to talk with his usual PCP.
Here, I PhotoShopped these just for you! ?