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I can hear Bill falling on the ground from here! ?

Now Sheens, that's not very nice! Besides, everyone knows that's what the light switch after extensive alcohol is for. ?

What was really cool was that we rarely talked about anything to do with music! (And NOTHING about guitar playing!) It was weird because the band I was in had recently opened for Blue Oyster Cult and our lead guitarist was a huge Eddie fan (who later went to play in his Godfather's band, Dio). Eddie never knew I could even spell "guitar" let alone attempt to play one... Whenever Valerie was back in New York, he'd pull up in his white Lambo (which was even nicer than my poser sports car - lol), then his two bodyguards would pull up in a sedan behind him. Since I was going out with one of the waitresses and not pestering him for an autograph or anything like that, I was "safe" and we'd sit up at the bar and his bodyguards would stand behind us. I have a lot of family in Michigan on my Mom's side with the last name of Van Heulen (she's 100% Dutch - my maternal grandparents immigrated from the Netherlands). So we ended up talking a lot about that and golfing. The only music-related stuff I remember talking with him about was about him playing piano! We hung out four or five times but, during the last one, David Lee Roth showed up basically acting like a big tool, then made is way into the DJ booth where he proceeded to yell out over the dance floor "Hey Ladies! Start deciding which of you will be going home with me tonight!!!" As soon as he showed up Eddie looked very disappointed (perhaps a big clue that things were not going smooth between them - something confirmed when they replaced him with Sammy!). After Dave made his "announcement," Eddie said he didn't want to "stick around for the childishness" (or something similar). I never saw him there after that...

When is it supposed to be up on Amazon? It's not coming up yet...

First things first...

Oh man... I'm crushed! I used to hang out with him at a certain, notorious club in West Hollywood...

As you wish! ?

Oh, in case you were referring to her dress... HTH! ?

Just for Bill! I got rid of that red thing. ?

Ya, it really IS a stupid tattoo, isn't it?

Paulo Levels: Rest ?

Wait... Only ONE apology??? For ALL of October??! ? (This should generate an additional apology all by itself!?)

Fyxed! ?

This is so childish and puerile! (Good job! ?)

But not soon enough! ?

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

Considering a 15 minute ride around here is usually about three miles (or three city blocks if you lived in Manila), that's not bad! ? Most of us living in Vancouver Washington do the same thing and drive across the Columbia River to shop in Portland Oregon (no sales tax in Oregon - no state income tax in Washington).

Is there a new Forum Monkeys song in the works? (Or is this just one of Daryl's weekend parties? ?)

So, when will this be available as a torrent? Asking for a friend. ? (Or, in lieu of the above, where will this be available as a digital download even though it DOES have a nice cover? ?)

Well, as a Doc, I'm sure you've seen "Single Nerd During Lockdown Syndrome" before, ya? ?

So, yours is half the size of mine? Kind of sad really. ?

That would probably go well in Portland. Completely confused at what it's supposed to be and, as such, useless at both! ?

At first I thought I was getting a compliment... But that ending though... ?

Is that the guy who stole S.L.I.P.'s original porn collection? ?