craigb

As far as I'm concerned, if I'm having a sloppy day playing and missing all the correct notes (read "the notes I'm trying to play"), then I'm playing Jazz! ?

Google is now censoring punctuation? It was inevitable.

That last one would probably sink it! ?

*Sigh...* I just bought a new 10TB drive (spinner) plus a 1TB SSD to add to my main system (my current drives are getting old)... I KNEW I should have waited for this new SSD!!!

(Said to the "officer" in that last pic...) Me: "If I did something bad, would you chase me?" Officer: "Absolutely!" Me: "Ok, I'll run reaaaal slow!" ?

Reminds me of someone I know up here who's still fruit...

Either end wouldn't seem appetizing to me! ?

I say hang 'em upside-down and feed them Ex-Lax until they drown,

'Tis true! Daryl likes monkeys.

I'm SHOCKED that nobody has mentioned it yet! ? I should post the cover I did of John Cage's 4:33 using only a kazoo... ?

Oh, ya...

There's an "upstairs?" Why? ?

What?

Proof that ignorance is bliss! ? I used to have a killer stereo system, the stack kind with subwoofers and satellites. I had two sets of speaker systems which allowed me to put one in front and one behind to have, basically, full surround-sound from just a left and right signal (though it also sounded fabulous with actual surround sound!). I once had a friend sit right in the middle while I played (at concert volume) Bach's Tocata and Fugue in Dm followed by a couple other fine choices. He was completely blown away and said he'd never realized how orgasmic music could be! Of course, unfortunately, after you've heard music replicated correctly, it's nearly impossible to listen to it coming out of a crappy source... ?

That's one weird flute you've got there Bub! ?

That looks a bit too square (room size, not fashion-wise!), but it's still nice! Of course it must be an amateurs' setup (there's no lava lamp!). ?

Hey Bill, how about this? ? (BTW - That "hamburger" looks disgusting! ?)

Better?

Coffee Housed! ?

Better than these???

Good point! Say... Where IS the bar? I could use a drink. ?

I know someone (excellent guitarist!) that told his wife that Jazz was the easiest to play because you could hit any notes and chords you wanted. Naturally, he almost died when she started telling others! LOL! ?

Please return to your cabbages! Also, as you've bean told before, refrain from bothering the deck suedes as they work for minimal celery and need to find any leeks. If any turnip, then there might be some water cress especially if there are also kale-force winds which can make things very chili, though I doubt there's any chance of capsicum. Remember that only women and children are allowed onion the microgreen life boats because there isn't mushroom. We've already had a report of a passenger named Ginger (who has some nice melons by the way!) who slipped and did an eggplant on the deck. Now excuse me, I yam going sprout to take a pea. I leave you with a brief prayer from Parsnip Chokos: "As a native of Cauliflower, I am cucumbered to you all. To quote the Kohlrabi Cavolo Nero, 'Those who are witloof, spring onion and don't taro, shallot miss a beet.' Asparagus, so we can carrot the weight okra the mountain and across the fennel. Tonight we require courgette that we may sprout tomato. Scallopini, amen!" (Please note that artichoke and asparagus were not included because they stayed home and ended up on the Okra show.)