Wish I had time! In addition to several other things (coin artwork, branding, logos, etc.), I've designed a few album covers (including a share of humorous entries that were never meant to be used of course!?).
At different points of my life, alcohol, shrooms and X definitely influenced me (I've never smoked anything, so my enjoyment of Pink Floyd isn't as enhanced as it probably would be! ? ).
Have you tried putting a box of pizza and a six-pack of cheap beer outside your front door? If you accidentally catch a bass player, just tell him you don't have anything for him to sleep on and he'll wander on. ??
Some of those were pretty wild. The wildest however (the ship that goes backwards) comes from a movie. Poor manners to include that IMO.
In the summer of 1981 I was on a cruise ship going around the Aegean Sea that began in one of the worst storms in decades. We were tossed around like what you see. Through every porthole you could see about three forks of lightning! The Captain told me afterwards that out of over 1,100 passengers and crew, he estimated that only about 50 people didn't get seasick (there were barf bags about every three feet along the handrails and still people couldn't grab them in time - yuck!). I was one of those 50, but I loved amusement rides and was supposed to fly F-14's (but grew too tall!).
The day after the waves were still high. The ship had this large square jacuzzi with three-foot high walls at the top to keep the water inside and the two decks above had cut-outs so you could see down. The water in the jacuzzi was being splashed so hard that it was actually going above the top deck two stories above!