Doctor: "Sorry Dave, but it appears that you have tested positive for KOKOL-20. I'm afraid that it is very contagious and will have a serious economic impact. Social distancing seems to only make the condition worse and isolation is only effective if it's between you and all of your electronic devices."
Dave: "Oh no! Is there a cure Doc?"
Doctor: "Here, take this vaccine."
Dave: "What am I supposed to do with this?"
Doctor: "Whenever you feel the desire to buy a VST, hit yourself in the head until the feeling passes."
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