Simples! Pharmaceutical companies openly make lots of money off of Morphine, but don't from either her oin or co caine. (At least none they can admit to!)
Since you apparently can't search for attachment links here, I have no idea what thread I posted my version of your moon one in! Mine had the little extra on the bottom:
Yeah... My business partner almost had heat stroke while having to run some network cable through an attic for one of the IT consulting clients a while back (Portland area).