craigb

I may be a kleptomaniac, but I'm taking something for it! 😁

😁 Lynyrd Skynrd - That Smell

(But, how does he know he's actually awake??? 🤔😜)

Except in Budweiser. (But nobody should be drinking that horrible stuff anyway, ya?)

Ooo... I know where the time goes! (I'm just not allowed to tell others. 😜)

Gee, there used to be a Listening To This Now thread, didn't there? 🤔

*Pfft!* It's just "borrowing!" 😜

and I feel fine!

You'd think a Psychologist would know that how you say something matters, eh? 😆

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Reminds me of this sentence that can be said, but not written: "There are three two's in the English language." "There are three to's in the English language." "There are three too's in the English language."

So, like most band gigs, the Finale decided to have an encore? 🤔

Become President? 🤔 (Though you might have too high of an IQ and moral compass to qualify...)

I heard it was for the dental plan...

Imagine getting acne at 113...

Dolly Parton was onstage once when her bra string broke. She was ok, but her guitar was demolished!

I'm kind of surprised that that other cartoonist didn't come up with that one! (And they could have added A Taste of Honey!)

My roommate stumbled on this (or a similar) video of them and showed me a couple of weeks ago. They had some real talent!

Just say "No!" 😜