craigb

Remind him that those with a college education tend to make more than people who deliver pizza to support their hobby of playing bass. ?

*Wonders if Gregy and Dave might be long-lost cousins...* ? ?

So do you consider every bass player a stranger? ? (Probably not a bad idea! ?)

And more?

Some more fun ones!

Some others in that vein:

*Wonders how Strummy posted under Wibbles' account...* ? ?

So... Strummy is now learning that you can't say either pen is or pus sy, ya? ?

Super Slinkies and Finger Ease (which I still have an old can of) were my go-to's back in the 80's.

Well, I'm surprised no one has mentioned that his lamp shade is off-kilter... ?

"What is that weird ball-like object???" ~ Some Flatard probably. ? (Yes, I now want one!)

Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits is out! ?

He ought to make a guitar out of lead for that heavy metal sound... ? (That concrete sounded pretty sweet to my ears!)

I've always found that the color of my air guitar influences my playing 20% to 40%.

Wow! I haven't heard the name "Heathkit" in over 40 years!

I've always heard tone comes from the fingers. At least, those are what I've been blaming! ?

Just replace the word "many" with "buy" and it makes sense! ?

And, just for the record, having wired several offices, I could argue that an RJ45 IS a CAT6 connector. As in, a connector you put on the end of a CAT6 cable. I might add that in any new wiring effort, anytime we see CAT5E (or worse) it gets removed and replaced with CAT6. ? Here is where my Plenum joke comes from.

Next I suppose you're going to tell me I should use Plenum for inside wiring, ya? ?

Say what? ?

Wow, those are pretty sad! (I have MUCH better excuses! ? )

*Dave likes cool furniture!* ?