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You'd still have bad spelling and incorrect grammar? ? (Or was this another trick question? ? )

So what? ? ?

Remember, birthdays beat the currently known alternative! ?? (Plus I hear that those who have the most birthdays live longer! ? )

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I just had to see what the first post and the last post before this one would look like together! ???

Be careful with that thing or you might polka someone's eye out!!! ?

And, to continue along with that stinky theme... ? Toilet paper is like the Starship Enterprise! Both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons. ?

Dang... I don't see Notepad on that list! Maybe I should switch what I use? ? ?

Better get a bucket! ?

That's a bit out there! ? (Hmm... Does support extend off-planet? ?)

I'm looking forward to when I can add a gaming video card to my new (Jim Roseberry created) computer and play some of the newer games. This will definitely happen after I've been working again for awhile or else my subconscious will pester me that I should be using my time more wisely which kills the fun factor!

Every time I sit down I have a new laptop! ?

But, have you been to reality Dave? It certainly isn't where we currently are! ? Maybe you need more faith in ? ?

At first she's trying to let him know the song needs more cowbell. When it's obvious that he just doesn't get it, she smells him to see if eating him will give her indigestion. ?

Reminds me of the question, what's the difference between chopped onions and chopped bagpipes? Nobody cries over chopped bagpipes. ?

Are those Freebirds??? ? ?

They definitely have their ups and downs, ya? ?

I know I won't be going to Windows 11 for at least a couple of years. My friend's company decided to make the upgrade last week and now he's lost 1.5 years worth of data!

Just in time for Windows 11! LOL. ?

Pretty lucky he didn't get run over! Plus, his truck definitely could have plowed into something worse. That said, I didn't see him go to the house to confess either!

If you find yourself having trouble taking a pee, urine trouble! ?

Happy to help! ?