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I REMember that! ?

I recycle! ? ♻️

You must have heard about the group trying to make a time machine to go back and fix John Lennon's shooter's aim, ya? ?

Actually, that's not the biggest problem looming in the near future. And, no, I won't elaborate here! In fact, I'm surprised this thread is still going!

*Finds Yoko Ono albums...* ?

Ok, back on track with another of Nigel's favorite bands probably! ? Genesis - Land of Confusion

I wonder if Wibbles was at the U2 concert in Ireland where Bono suddenly stopped the music and started clapping slowly... He then solemnly went to the microphone and said "Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa..." "Well then stop fookin' doin' it!" yells a guy in the crowd. ?

As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's a ss anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. ? Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it ? 7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser. 8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant; the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them. 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. 15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 16. It's not hard to meet expenses.... they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter, I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm "here after". 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded... 20. HAVE I POSTED THIS TO YOU GUYS BEFORE... ??? ? Hope everyone is having a great New Year! We deserve one! ?

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Did you mean to say "His ba lls are made of pu ssy?" ?

Boston - More Than A Feeling

REM - Losing My Religion

Well, altering substances are required for 2023! ?

Back when rainbows meant... rainbows! ?

Better than wake & shake! ?

Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible

Since Steve obviously loves bands that use hairdryers! ? (This band is made up of hair stylists! LOL. ?) A Flock of Seagulls - Space Age Love Song (Fun video too!)

Cracks me up that the sign must get stolen enough to need a tracking device! ?

Reminds me of the Norwegian band Magenta (to distinguish them from the other two bands named Magenta that I have!). "Smell my armpit!" ?

One cheap illusion can still be divine... Peter Godwin from Images of Heaven

Strange, it's usually one or the other, ya? ??? All I know is that the last time I made a New Year's Resolution was in the year 2000 and I'm STILL keeping it! (I resolved to stop making New Year's Resolutions! ?)

? And... Something I made for a friend's upcoming New Year's Eve party (first time I'll be out on New Year's Eve in 19 years!).

I kept waiting for someone to mention Manfred Mann (who's cover made it famous).

AC/DC - Givin' the Dog A Bone