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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue'. "Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water." ?

Poor Kenny... First he thinks there's anything wrong with this thread! Then he thinks he had credibility... ?

Pork, the other white meat? ?

And here I was going to say his name was Mark! (Because that looks like a check Mark to me! ? )

Ok, ok... To be honest, I didn't actually listen. I value my ears and sanity (at least a little on that last part! ?).

It's what this thread needs! ? ?

Probably from the Portland Metro Area... ?

*Waits to see if Rain posts THAT Nine Inch Nails song that would associate with "Animal"...* ?

*Found!* Here's a picture of a couple of Waves employees trying to fix the problem the CEO caused! ?

(It's not just for Bapu's Random Thoughts fred! ?

Just popped in to see if others got the email from the Wave CEO and it looks like they have! I can only imagine how much "feedback" they got! ?

Wait... I didn't get my change! ?

Mostly from the UK, but all were new to me! ?

INXS - Don't Change

Chris De Burgh - Don't Pay the Ferryman

Are you required to buy a Jazz Verse at the same time? ?

Q-Feel - Dancing In Heaven

Cure - Hot Hot Hot

Power Station - Some Like It Hot

(Ya, it was posted by me not that long ago, but... it's still a great song! ?) Triumph - Magic Power