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*Pfft!* Nowadays, I see a similar message floating above my bed when I wake up! ? Your Life Must Be Reactivated within 10 day(s)!

LOL... Therapy is now cheaper than going to the movies! Guest - "I'll take the large popcorn." Snack Employee - "Excellent. Please fill out these second-mortgage loan documents..." ?

I hear they have a very tall library! Many stories...

20??! She looks and acts like a spoiled 13-year-old!

(CakewalkForumAdminBot) - [Internal discussion] Let's just get this guys stuff hidden on page 32... Fire off our usual secret weapon! (BapuBot) - Ready for a post frenzy! (CakewalkForumAdminBot) - Bless his heart! ?

Go! Go! ?

(Hapy2Help) - I'm understanding that your problem is that your pitch is flat. Try adding 100 cents to make it sharp. ?

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Unless Kylie was doing it, roight? ?

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Actually, I'd have to disagree with that. If he had truly been on acid, he probably would have performed far better than normal! (As long as it was clean acid that is!) ?

This lass has a sister that makes ASMR videos too (which is how she ended up in my YouTube feed). I watched a couple but, apparently, I'm just not getting the full effect... Oh, well... ?

I think I can see the appeal... ? (And Kenny was never heard from again! ?)

Siri: Got it! Buying a new car warranty using your saved credit card information. ?

He was a good guy around here! ?

Back on topic? Knowing what I know now... I'm staying the hell out of small submersibles!!! ?

I'm more than a little disappointed at not finding any! I know Danny from the old forum (Danny Danzi - another member I wonder what happened to!) gave me a few that were nice, but I have no idea where they went to... ?

Really? ? Well, I guess I'll just have to watch it again but with the sound on this time! ?

I'm sure she'll make an excellent ex-wife someday...

I'm waiting for Windows 12 before I update again! ?

Sorry, I never needed any! I hear marriage and smoking cause you to age prematurely, so I never did either! ?

Three ironies (said in a manner so they sound better than they probably are! ?). Irony #1 - I had been accepted by the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis to fly F-14's. I ended up not going when a relative informed me that I had grown too tall (6' 2" was the limit, Tom Cruise is far more suited even at the fake height of 5' 7" he claims to be; he's not!). Irony #2 - Down in San Diego around 1986, prior to working where the above picture was taken, I actually went out with a girl who had just dated Tom Cruise the prior week. She said he was "short, pompous and annoying!" ? We literally were working at a defense contractor across the street from the Miramar Naval Air Base at the time, and had the clearances and base passes to go there. I believe she met him on the base while he was either shooting or promoting Top Gun (I've been in the very tiny "nightclub" and I've seen the Top Gun plaque!). Interestingly, I found out due to a "Command Change Ceremony" invite that my cousin had been the base commander at that time! He chose to retire to fly for Delta instead of a star and ten more years (smart move!). Wish I had known I could have gone across the street for a visit though! Irony #3 - I'm going out on a yacht this Saturday with the daughter of a Hollywood actor! ? Ok, this is the "stretch" part: The "yacht" is a friend's 17-foot boat. Her father actually was an actor and played a part in the movie the Gambler! (That's all I know of so far. ?)

I've only been on a sub a couple of times (a BIG nuclear type out of Point Loma in San Diego - back when I was helping code the guidance system for the Tomahawk Cruise missile... Yay. ?). All I can say is that the thought of being deep under water in that claustrophobic tin can scared the begeebus out of me! ? I don't even want to think about what those passengers were going through towards the end! ?

Loverboy - Working For The Weekend

(Oh, and for the non-Kenny's out there... That's me back in the early 1990's! ? )