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craigb

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  1. Dogs have owners, cats have staff! 😁
  2. "Thank you Senator!" 😁
  3. Sly and the Family Grave Stone... RIP!
  4. *Imagine a video appearing here...*
  5. The site was down all day for me. Oh, well!
  6. I've got a bunch! 😁
  7. Along that theme...
  8. Next time, don't p!ss one off until they've become a butterfly! They don't bite then! 😁
  9. U2 was once playing a concert in Ireland when Bono suddenly told the band to stop playing and then started clapping his hands above his head. "Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa!" Bono exclaimed. "Well, stop fooking doing it!" Yelled a guy from the front. 😁
  10. Thanks for your feedback T Boog! While reading it, I couldn't help but notice that your car warranty has expired! To update your coverage, call 1-***-UASUCKER! 😁
  11. Yay! Welcome back Nigel! 🙂
  12. One way I thought was interesting was to use the knuckles on a hand and the dips between the knuckles. All the knuckles from left to right are months with 31 days, the dips are either 30 or February. When you get to the far right knuckle, tap it again and go backwards. This is what gets you July and August with 31 back-to-back. That said, I do prefer the rhyme "30 days hath September, April, May and November. All the rest have 31, except February which is all f-ed up!" 😁
  13. I wonder if they wear that with a Freudian slip? 😁
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