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Ya ! FWIW, I got the 10 day notice also ...Wound up having to sign in within Cakewalk ...It reactivated Kenny

A tender moment and story from the one and only Bapu Gump ! You know, it's funny what a young man recollects. 'Cause I don't remember being born . I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But, I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest sound in the whole wide world on the day I brought my Alembic Bass home from the music store and plugged her in . Kenny

Even the best Super Hero action figures need a little down time to relax Kenny

They happen to be some of the more colorful pics I have done of Bapu so Yeah ! Of course I got to say they count . Here we have another of mine. Bapu as The Master and Commander action figure . Kenny

Ah Yes ! As nice as those action figures are, no collection is fully complete with out a Bapu action figure . Kenny

Poor G.I. Joe ! All he has down there is a nub with no sack . Same goes for Ken . Yet somehow Ken still managed to get Barbie ! Kenny

After all the years of knowing you and seeing all the becan pics you post I have always thought you were trying to educate us all on what a proper sized lunch portion of becan should look like as per your photo . I certainly don't 😉 Big Pharma probably made that point clear when they couldn't patent a plant and ran interference for the powers that be ...I had my first toke in the late 60's Thankfully in today's crumbling world I don't have to do 10 years of hard time for possessing one jay . I consider what you are saying here an oversimplification of the contributing elements that can lead to heart disease . There are so many other factors that collectively contribute to the onset .Way too much to list here now so I will spare you all . For the record I wish I made enough money to eat the way I want to eat ...It certainly would be more along the lines of Atkins , Paleo , and The Mediterranean .... BTW You are not wrong about the lies about low fat I agree w you there . Have a nice day enjoy your becan Kenny

When I was a just a little boy ! My Mamma told me , Son! When you eat something and nobody sees you eat it , it has no calories . Wait a moment . The Spirits are contacting us! I think We are about to get something ... I am seeing your wallet being released from the ICU after your successful Heart Surgery ! Kenny

Suzy ! have you heard ? Lucy hired a new gardener . She was always good at finding the right type of advertising for her intended purposes 😉 OMG Sharron ! Things are about to get real good around here . Time for me grab a clean towel , put on my bikini and dust off a lawn chair ! Finally!!! thank you thank you thank you Lucy ! 😊 Yeah I know its not a pun . It happens to be a slow Friday night around here and my imaginary friends are chomping at the bit for a little excitement . Kenny

Ahhh Yes I remember good ole Black Diamond guitar strings . I used them on my Harmony Arch Top guitar in 1965 . IIRC I used the heavy gauge Black Diamond barb wire edition . With those string my guitars neck was bowed an it had very high archery style action . When food and times were tough at home I used to take my guitar and a set of drum sticks to the park and try to bag a squirrel . 😋 No lie it took me years but I was finally able to play an F bar chord using those strings on that guitar . Kenny

Perhaps enjoyment needs indigo stimulus ! Kenny

This is how you do it 😉 Look the horse right in the eye while you make some goo goo eyes at her . The play something romantic that sounds like your professing your eternal love Kenny

The horse heard the deal I was offering . He didn't like it one bit so as fast as he could he did an exit stage right . He would have kept going but he had to lock up his horseshoes to make a fast emergency stop when he ran out road at the arena . As far as artifacts go the pony had gotten used to the sound of snap crackle and pop when eating his morning hay 🐎 Kenny

That's a mighty fine looking horse you got there Pardner ! I will trade you my Cakewalk Pro Audio 9 disks and a sound blaster card for that pony ! Kenny

You know how they trained that horse ? They put a big screen TV in his stable and made him watch the ending to Thelma and Louise a few dozen times , He got with the program fast after seeing that ! Kenny

Oopsie ! I thought it was a fart but it turned out to be a shart ! And that my friend is how an Oopsie! became a Poopsie ! Kenny

Oopsie ! Its Christmas and I forgot to bring the Mistletoe ! Kenny

Miss Ukraine wishes you boys are Merry Christmas Don't be fooled by her one bit . The rifle is only a prop she used to go shopping for her new bass guitar 😉 After she lost her looks she became a mild manner old broad with out many options to get wined and dined in return for trading nookie favors . Nor did she have the ability to meet her material wants and desires to keep up with some of the more high profile forum elite members here . When she found out the local pawn shop had an Alembic Bass in the window , she decided to hold the place up and get The Alembic Bass . This was to be her 2023 Christmas gift to herself .. Don't believe me ? Here' s her 2023 Christmas card . Kenny PS she does keep some rather strange company😁

Barbie heard you hadn't seen Oppenheimer yet so she got Oppenheimer to do a ride along to the movie theater for moral support . Kenny

Hey Grem ! Nice Find 😊 Kenny

Well lets be real here ! She is playing a Tele ! and that means a lot too me . BTW speaking of over dressed . Did you finally return the cactus costume you rented? I heard you rented it and set yourself up right in front of the drummer just to be able to keep a close watch over her hem line 😂 Kenny

She left them in the glove box of my car after I drove her to her band practice early and we had some time left over to kill . Her leaving them at home is the best alibi she could come up with to tell her band leader . That's my story and I'm sticking too it , Kenny PS Yeah ! I Wish !

Was there was a Bass player in the video ? Sorry I missed it . 😎 Kenny

After watching her and the drummer ! Wow ! I certainly like the dress code 😊 Kenny

Wow Sheens ! Super nice find ....thank you thank you thank you 🤩 Kenny