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To be perfectly honest with you Craigb , there are times in the past when this "Becan " stuff has turned out to be a very explosive topic of conversation . https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/04/reluctantly-turning-bacon-into-bombs-during-world-war-ii/360298/ Kenny

She looks a little young for me ..I wonder how good she will look when we add a few more decades . ' Kenny

That cat sure has nice eyes . Unmasked it's a whole other story Even I'm afraid . Kenny

My Becon Grease apparently went out of the frying pan into the firing line . When I get some more I think I'm gonna do this . Kenny

New & Advanced Guitarist fingering tips revealed from"The Chord A Sutra ! " Chapter One . That is some funny stuff Steve ! I just noticed the bottom right pinky burnt a hole in the fret board 😅 To the student , While practicing these polyphonic chordal fingerings and to aid in the prevention of burning holes in the guitars fingerboard I generally prefer to use a small dab of Becan Grease on my fingers as a fret board Mojo Lube . If I don't have any Becan grease on hand I simply use fried chicken grease . Kenny

This sure was fun ! Happy New Year Sheens ! Kenny

Woah ! I'm feeling all tingly inside myself after seeing that photo of Samantha Fish ! In a situation like this a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do ! Jeez ! Now I'm busted .. I got to get rid of all the the evidence ... Son! I think it's time we had a little man to man talk ! Kenny

Have you seen the latest top 5 quotes from Samantha ? She has listed a few fishy comments 😉 #1 Yeah I know how to play in A minor . It's just so much more fun to tease you while I play the song in G ## minor. #2 If you are not sure if there is Life after Death , Please come to one of my shows. I guarantee in your next life you will want to come back reincarnated as one of my stage guitars. #3 Once you eat one of my "Fish" sandwiches you will never ever want to eat Bacon ever again . # 4 Sheens once had a dream that we went down to the River Side together . In his dream I became a fish . I ran my scales through his chest hairs while I beat his chest with my tail . He even posted a picture of it in this thread # 5 Is that the sound of one hand clapping you got going on over there in that dark room ? or are you just thinking about what it's like to be with me ? Kenny

Poor guy went to bed thinking he was on a date with Samantha Fish ! When he woke up he was only having a wet dream . Kenny

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Or he could have gotten a Chapman Stick ! Kenny

Grandma Clampett's reaction to Bapu's next Bass using items from her kitchen . Kenny

Tulips from Hamsterdam Great Vacation Idea Kenny

Don , you accidentally left your cat at the Mall . He said don't bother going to get him. He is happier where he is . Kenny

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Yes that happens to be my guess also . Kenny

Kitty looks like he is trying to swallow an imaginary hair ball ....🤣He better put some money aside to get some Suds to wash it down Kenny

Which is the best One ? Kenny

Yeah I got one but I can only afford 2 dollars worth 🤪 Kenny

Now that you mention it . I think That Kitty nabbed my debit card because I'm seeing a lot of new charges from a new local restaurant called Rent A Friend . I bet he has been using my cards info to place his online orders ....at least that's what I'm gonna tell Milo Kenny

Let me fill you in on some of the facts regarding her own personal intervention .... When sister" Super Freak Hogan " was a little girl , she had the unfortunate personal experience of sitting on " That Santa's " Lap .. By all reputable accounts she is now currently recovering from the whole situation . If you are interested here is some of her unique personal story . Once having sat there , she was over come with a total loss of her sane moral fibers and sound judgement . She had now become increasingly ever more powerless to maintain her high moralistic values and integrity . From her own personal viewpoint , she had never been assaulted from within her own psyche with so many conflicting emotional impulses and desires . By all appearances this bombardment of perverse human interactions became almost too much for her to handle . To complicate matters even more , once she approached her teen and young adulthood years in life , she found herself in an ever increasing downward spiral of debaucherous activity . It would be nice if I could get her to tell her own story in her words.......who knows that day may be fast approaching ..... For now let it be enough that she got back on the path and she is now here to help by sharing her experience , hope and brain damage with anyone whom amongst us that may benefit from her sharing her story of overcoming her own Personal Demons . As we depart the wreckage of 2021 for the promise of a hoped new beginning in 2022, Let's let her story be an Inspiration to us all .... can I get an Amen🤣 Kenny

What does this Kitty order online . Medical Grade Cat Nip or The Recreational ? Kenny

Since Bapu's 6 string Fender Bass has finally arrived . This cat now enjoys playing Bapu's 4 string Fender Bass as much as he wants . Kenny

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