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Dang ! Them orangutans need to back off on the S'Mores and whip cream filled bananas ! They got moobs that make a Hooters Double D chested hostess look as flat as a 2 by 4 . Kenny

Yeah ! just make sure you got your reinforced boxer briefs on when you stick your nose in the flower because you don't want an overzealous humming bird to poke you on the crack of your buttocks 😜 Kenny

Go-o-o-o-llee! Gee Bapu ! You ! have an Alembic Bass ? I know I'm OT I couldn't resist 😅.... Kenny

That is no game of fetch .That is my dog Milo taunting and mocking me while showing me at every opportunity he can that Ole Kenny is not the boss of him . Notice how he proudly prances like a dancing pony bobbing his head up and down while shaking his head side to side as he approaches . Then he runs 40 yards at a break neck speed just to prove to me that I'm a slow old human 😇.... I love it 😄 If I can get to the point where I can keep up with him . Milo may whip me into shape and make me feel like I was young again . all the best Kenny

Of course he is "still wrong" . Even in the rarest case of when a tree falls in the woods and a woman is not around to hear or see it . A man is" still held responsible". It is this way simply because a women is always right and she will "still have to tell her man " exactly where she wants him to place the fallen tree . , Kenny

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Milo's ! Chuckit ! Kick Fetch showed up at my door at 8 AM . I took him and his new toy to the park and turned them both loose . I got to laugh , he ran me into the dirt while I was trying to record him using my phone .. Kenny

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The Movie Click with Adam Sandler has a story line like that ..I loved that movie . It even gave me a lump in my throat . Kenny

Hi Tim ! I kinda feel sad in a way on how music has taken a back seat with my emotions . When I was younger every song I dug was an anthem describing all the dark nooks and cranny's of my emotions ( and hoped for emotions ) I would bask in the absolute power of the songs sound and message . It was not uncommon for me to feel goose bumps and total exhilaration no matter where I was . I could be sitting in the same chair for an hour listening and I felt as if I had taken a trip around the world . Interestingly enough I have felt these transformative effects of Music regardless of what genre of Music I was listening too. It didn't matter if I was listening to Rock , Blues Jazz , Classical , Flamenco, POP , R & B , Soul , or anything for that matter ...There was a time when Music took me someplace I wanted to go ... My Mom had an extensive record collection of Jazz , Latin , Flamenco , Mario Lanza LOL , and Cuban Music . So The Beatles did happen for me a little later on in life ... My poor ole Mom , how she suffered through her encounters with Black Sabbath dimed on her stereo system ...She did like Leslie West and we did go out to see him in concert when I was young ...That was the concert I found out she was a toker 😆 I don't know something has changed and I can't seem to be able to put my finger on it . It can be many factors involved in this change collectively, People don't play together in the same place at the same time much anymore ...phone in your tracks we can make it work and we can fix it in the mix for you during editing ... Many of the recorded sounds on today's hit records are over hyped ... I spent years listening to music that was new and then I would play a couple of songs like some Van Halen , ACDC or Santana and many of the older recordings sounded better to my ear .They songs , were better written , the actual sounds and tones sounded much more natural too me because they weren't over compressed and over done with the reverb. In addition to that the older tunes were not casualties of the loudness war so they didn't tire my ears out while I casually listened to them ... And if that wasn't enough I feel modern Music got over hyped as it was marketed ... The Marketing in today's music is over kill . I'm gonna leave it at that for now because I'm trying to keep my post civil .... nice rapping with you , Kenny

I'm all in for the hypnotic effects of mind altering music . There used to be a time in my life when the music I listened to was a perfect gauge of my emotional state of mind . In most cases the music not only perfectly nailed what I was feeling it also gave me hope for what I would like to hope and feel someday . Aside from that , I will not watch the video . No disrespect intended . I don't do Beato ..I'm just simply not a fan . Kenny

Speaking of ground breaking technological advances . I Love the Mute button on my Televisions remote control Kenny

Good thing it's not always all together at one time . Your butt-hole would be tooting it's all time greatest hits with a rather suspicious cornucopia of mixed aromas . Kenny

My posted excerpt was an interpretation of the message of being useless lifted from this link telling the classic story about The Useless Tree https://ando.life/journal/the-useless-tree What is it to be useless? It is to be empty, free of striving to become something, to be anything special, without goal or attainment. To be useless is simply to relax, rest at ease, and allow our true nature to express itself in a simple, easy way. There is nothing to do, nothing to be, and nothing to attain. I'm nothing special. You're nothing special. Everything we can perceive is impermanent, in the flow of life, constantly changing. If we free ourselves of goals and attainments, to truly let go of any wish to be a certain way, or to posess certain things or attributes, leaving everything alone, then we are truly Free. Without limit. Unbound and unbounded. This is true rest. To be completely and utterly useless. Like the tree. Life takes care of everything else. Kenny

Yeah I hear you ! I miss the days when The Coffee House was somewhat of a Free For All ! Kenny

Wow ! That has got to be the coolest car a bass player can ever drive while working his Pizza Delivery Gig . Kenny

Well ! There is certainly enough censorship around here as it is so I'm glad you left out the number one favorite thing you like to do with Mrs Notes .😎 Kenny

The barefoot guitar with the toes showing was bought using only tip jar money from all the times people request the song Barefooting . Kenny

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Well if we are talking about temporary I'm gonna have go with a good strong cup of black coffee . A Pipe load of Heath Row brand herbal enhancements , and then 20 mins set aside to kick back and think about a few things I would like to have in my life someday , A few things I would like to have . Some More of this , Then I will be able to get Big Red as my next Valentine's Day Date , And one of these so Big Red and I can ride off together into the sunset . After having that nice little dream I am still very grateful for what I actually do have .A roof over my head ,food in my cupboards , an extra months supply of dog food for Milo and a decent guitar or two . Here's my Wallet ...After the doctor put on a set of plastic gloves , told it to bend over and cough 🤣 The Love of my Life Milo . My Bike / extra clothing rack . A couple of these guitars to noodle on.... And last but not least the friends I have made over the years here .... Kenny

Woah ! sounds like he had a tough day ....it has been years since I had a cat . I do remember some of the antics they used to pull. They seem to like to get away with things and then flaunt it right to your face . Dogs ain't no Saints either 😉 I had one Pitbull that thought she was a carpenter . She took the wooden legs of my full sized couch and proceeded to chew them down to the size of a medium sized box of tooth picks . At least with a dog when you bust them they do know how to put on that sad I'm sorry face while they assume an all droopy looking posture . Yeah ! don't be fooled , it's all an act 😅 Kenny

I Love it Out with the old Bugs Bunny " Whats up doc ?" in with the new and improved Buzzed Bunny " What's up Dude? " Kenny

Now that's what I call playing footsies on a whole new level . Kenny

He might only play Hip Hop ! but I bet he may turn out to be my best chance of ever meeting Martha Stewart Kenny

Well it's the day after the 13 Th and even though I keep checking the shadows for black cats and rickety ladders I know I'm gonna be alright . Kenny