Wibbles

Oh, go on then ... Bauhaus- Third Uncle

Lyrics: There was you, then there was you Brian Eno - Third Uncle

The Referee's a *****!

You lucky things.

Cocteau Twins - Iceblink Luck

The Verve - Lucky Man

Chance -> Luck Happy Mondays - Wrote For Luck - W.F.L. (Think About The Future Mix)

Robyn Hitchcock - Autumn Is Your Last Chance

The Fall - Garden

Benitez is beneath us!

The Fat Spanish Waiter? Seriously? What the f*ck were they thinking? I am a very unhappy Toffee today.

... if you're a penguin.

The UK government cronyocacy has just added the British Antarctic Territories to the list of places we're allowed to travel to, which is nice ... in the middle of the antarctic winter.

Only if it's red squirrels. Grey squirrels can f*ck off.

Even the ones I got for free, I regret buying. They just serve to remind me of my incompetence.

Paul Simon - Graceland Nah, too easy. Joy Division - Passover Not one of Yahweh's finest moments in The Bible - yet another example of an all-loving god murdering the innocent by the thousands.

The Bible - Graceland

Death Cult ... Christian - China Crisis

The Southern Death Cult - Fatman

The Cu*t - She Sells Sanctuary

Elbow - Mirrorball

Kraftwerk - The Hall of Mirrors

The Beat - Mirror in the Bathroom

The Jazz Butcher - Bath of Becan Becan bonus points!!!!