RobertWS

Who?

"Question for those educated in the UK..." How can you have your pudding if you haven't eaten your meat!

I'm going to sell my gas in England. I shall charge one farthing.

他是个懒惰的混蛋。

My ex-wife used to say to me, "You always think you're right". My response was, "If I thought I was wrong, I would change my opinion".

I too, am getting old. What little hair I have left is graying. My eyes and ears don't work as well as they used to. Love handles and man boobs are the new norm. My hips and knees ache from walking up stairs. But, BUT, in spite of all that, I have the prostate of a 12 year old boy..... ....I keep it in a jar on my living room mantle!

Call Our Clerk's Kiosk.

Probably in the cellar too. 😮

If it's just one note....how can it be minor? Or major!

What a sick, disgusting sense of humor you have. Loving it!

The ghost of Burl Ives is alive.

Have you been 'vaccinated' recently?

Aye laddie, off in the distance, over the deep green heather of the moor, they sound ethereal and dreamy. But if you are in the same room with one, you'd rather be water boarded!

Is that like a decent finger-nails-on-a-chalk-board sound?

I saw what you did there. You wood have to make a pun.

Everything should be grounded but you don't want the dreaded ground loop! Which, ironically, it looks like the item being sold would produce!

If you believe that grounding plug does anything useful, perhaps you'd be interested in buying a DVD rewinder.

If you want to see an input device, you need to connect a midi keyboard to the computer. Can you open and play a MIDI file?

Shane, in Firefox, if you toggle reader mode in FireFox you can set dark mode. Maybe other browsers have this feature. Merry Festivus!

On a cheery note, by the time they retire windows 10, most of us will be dead!

In the future there will be universal translators for animals. Even between species: Dog: "Hello!" Cat: "F*** You"

I've never seen a sheep catch fire.

It's a sheepdemic!

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