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bayoubill

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  1. that was so nice after all, there are 2 infants and 3 toddlers here
  2. FEARLESS LEADER is natually above us all
  3. Becan gets equal time payback and their own picnic
  4. Did I say POONTANG’ Ock ? My bad. I meant TANGPOON ‘Ock
  5. Just cousin POONTANG’€¥ OcK You know how women house leaders are
  6. χωρίς ξεκούραση για τους κουρασμένους just sayin
  7. speaking of dainbrammage all my kids and grandkids are back so time to assemble gumbo and jambalaya stuff again no rest for the weary
  8. "LGBTQ+++++++++" is not in my vocabulary and I have no idea what it means
  9. Which reminds me why I say dumba instead of dum! dumba and dumbaier
  10. Tacos are love letters of edible envelopes with yummy happy thought goodies to your stomach
  11. a perfect example of what will happen if you don't transform bacon into Becan!
  12. I Am compelled to apoloize for my lame attempt at joke telling in my most recent post. I was temendously unfunny. Please accept this sincere apology. I will work on properly telling jokes until satified I have a handle on the situation Thank you for your support
  13. ZACTLY! but that's not important right now Which reminds me When I was in the military there was this dumb, inexperience 2nd lieutenant. To give him experience the Commander would put him in charge every once in a while. Well one day the command center recieved a message that an Airman Smith's father passed away. Right way the 2nd lieutenant went to the intercom of the barracks where Airman Smith was, and said Airman Smith " Airman Smith your father is dead". Naturally Airman smith fell apart in his grief. Our Commander was livid! He marched up to the 2nd lieutenant and said "YOU IDIOT! Don't you know anything about tact sympathy when informing someone of such dire information. Well the 2nd lieutenant thought about it until he was satified he had a handle of dealing with this type of situation. About a month later the command center recieved another message stating someones's father had died. An Airman Johnson this time The 2nd lieutenant got on the intercome but this time ordered the men to assemble in front of the barracks for an important announcement. Once all the men had assembled the 2nd lieutenant shouted " Everyone with a living father step forward!" Then immediatly shouted " NOT SO FAST AIRMAN JOHNSON!"
  14. I like that Idea! Mesh is in Orlando. I just missed him the last trip. I will certainly let you know!
  15. I have let my hair grow out for the first time in over 10 years. I usually keep it shaved but now it's grown out, very grey and looks infaltable just like this guy! In the not to distant future a dad buys a ROBOT at a discount. The robot interface glitches and slaps the people who lie. (AT DINNER) DAD: Son,How's school? SON: Great! We learned many things. ROBOT slapped SON SON: Ok,I went to the movies. DAD: What did you watch? SON: Toy Story 2 ROBOT slapped SON again SON: Ok, a rated R movie. DAD: I never watched movies like that. ROBOT slapped DAD DAD: Ok, I watched a R rated movie when I was 14 years old. MOM: There, There, stop this argument because he is in puberty stage and HE IS YOUR SON. ROBOT slapped MOM.
  16. Best wishes Bob! Stay safe my sons in Port Lucie and getting ready
  17. I still have my dignatitties intact tu tu
  18. But that's not important right now! I tried to tell XX that she was putting her eyebrow pencil too high and now she looks suprised I told her that no matter how useless I Am I can always be a bad example which reminds me....If 6 Romans walked into a bar and one holds up 2 fingers does that mean he wants 5 beers?
  19. he has no moobs I HAVE MOOBS!
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