I have let my hair grow out for the first time in over 10 years. I usually keep it shaved but now it's grown out, very grey and looks infaltable just like this guy!
In the not to distant future a dad buys a ROBOT at a discount. The robot interface glitches and slaps the people who lie.
(AT DINNER)
DAD: Son,How's school?
SON: Great! We learned many things.
ROBOT slapped SON
SON: Ok,I went to the movies.
DAD: What did you watch?
SON: Toy Story 2 ROBOT slapped SON again
SON: Ok, a rated R movie.
DAD: I never watched movies like that.
ROBOT slapped DAD DAD: Ok, I watched a R rated movie when I was 14 years old.
MOM: There, There, stop this argument because he is in puberty stage and HE IS YOUR SON.
ROBOT slapped MOM.