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This guy is clearly an Imposter ! He could even be a spy sent over from The Cat Camp just to spy on all the dogs while he pretends to be a Wizard . Kenny

S.L.I.P. was here ! I can tell by the trademark pose ? Kenny

She saw Roberts post and decided to him "that stare " Best Dad Ever Kenny

Here's a few more I nicked from across town at another forum ? What happened when the Pink Panther stepped on an ant? Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaannnnnnnt. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump. Kenny

? I will probably meet you in person for the first time when you show up with the pizza ...I got a new job delivering The Weed for Amazon ... Kenny

In theory you Idea works .... as long as he doesn't play any open guitar strings as one would do using that fingering Kenny

Yeah for that pic doing a Caption this pic is a great Idea ... Kenny

No I saw that someplace else at another guitar forum . a few more, I'm an atheist, and my wife is an agnostic. We couldn't decide which religion to not raise our kids on. Woody Allen Did you hear about the dyslexic Satan worshipper who sold his soul to Santa? Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? He's now fully recovered. I used to work at an orange juice factory. I got canned. I just couldn't concentrate. Kenny

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No Matter who you are in This World ! Life just ain't fair . Case in Point : When you just want to play your guitar but your dad is that guy from Pink Floyd . I think he needs to slide that chord up one more fret if he is looking to sound a G Major chord ? If that ain't the chord he is showing her I guess he is going for The Jimi Hendrix F # 7 + 9 chord on the second fret ... Kenny

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft? A: A Flat Miner ......................................................................................................................... Overheard conversation at the hospital in the ICU ward My wife asked me if she was the only one I'd ever been with... I said, "Yes, dear, the others were nines and tens." Kenny

Finally watched the whole video just now ....I have to learn these new features ...they are real workflow enhancers . Kenny

As long as S.L.I.P. keeps showing the scantly clad lady pictures and Billy keeps showing us all the Sizzling Beacan pics ..I think we are OK for now .. Kenny

Considering what goes on here in The Coffee House. Can you blame him ? Kenny

I went and downloaded Reason Lite 11 as per the Focusrite offer . So far it is staying in demo mode only. The Reason web site is also saying my serial number is already used . edit I figured it out ...Reason had created an account for me as per my original e mail contact I used that info and things worked out ? edit again ...now I'm back in demo mode ...I don't know what happened . it seems every time I open up this program it wants me to reauthorize edit once again ? I went over to the parent web site and did a password reset. It appears I'm back to being able to use Reason Lite 11 It appears one has to log on to use the program every time ....now that I got it working I can live with that So far I like this program ( at my level of the learning curve ) I hope I don't have to come back here again Kenny

Back in the 1800's before TV was invented we had a group of nuns called Charlies Angels ! Kenny

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There's a new Sheriff in Town Kenny

lo siento no hablo english muy bien Kenny

Yum Yum Becan ! I was looking for Lamb Chops and I wound up here Kenny

Hey Wibbles ! is on a Roll ...yeah funny stuff . Kenny

Yeah he is also one of my favorites from back in the day . The video was one of the first times I have ever seen him do a spoken interview . I admire his easy going attitude ( something I wish I had ) Yeah what a story huh ? The Pizza delivery guy lays down some killer Piano on a soon to be released Hit record , he evetualy gets his big break and then years later he turns out to be the keyboard dude for The LA Philharmonic ..WWHHAAATT LOL thanks for commenting Kenny

❤️ WOW Sheens! She is one fine looking Lady ...can I have her when your done ? Craigb! I didn't take my own advice and I wound up eating an egg salad sandwich before the party .So yeah , of course I'm red in the face . I finally get the girl of my Oktoberfest Dreams and I have to hold back a butt full of smelly Oompah Oompah sound effects that for all I know could turn out to be sharts ... Hi Dave ! I got up super early today and when I saw that it is raining , the sight of the rain put a smile on my face and my heart did a little happy dance . Right now I got all my windows open and my central air fan is running to push out some of the old stale air .... I hope the crews working on the fires get some relief as a result of the rainy weather .. Oh BTW , you happen to be totally on topic with your post .Truly a rare event on this forum indeed thanks Kenny

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Oh yeah I like the new overalls ...As long as I don't eat an egg salad sandwich I will be good to go ! Kenny