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You Da Man You sound like an interesting guy to take camping because the camp sight will be free of all bugs and critters .. We will have to remember to bring an extra tent just for you ? Kenny

You should feel better Robert once you wash your eyes out with our healing waters . Kenny

Like i said before I'm OK talking about a watermelon ....but that local chick ? forgetaboutit......if I ever went there I would take that INFO to the Grave with me . Kenny

Who you gonna call to tap that ASSZZ Look no further you sexy green blob . Here's you guy ! Oh Man ! Jim Morrison was right when he sang the lyric People are Strange At least we are all safe for tonight and we can make it over the stonewall together for a change . Kenny

? Actually I wouldn't mind getting a pair of those pants ...that hat has to go . Are those what you wear when you have your famous rooting patooting egg salad sandwiches ? Kenny

Judging by the size of the hole it looks like somebody with a real small pecker took out their sexual frustrations on that thing ... I know it wasn't me because the last time I did something like that was before I got sober ( in 83 ) and it was with a watermelon .... Kenny

Yes I hate to say it but the quarantine messed me up too ...Today I went to try on what used to be my fat pair of non stretch jeans and I was greeted with couple of inches of belly . There was no way for me to close the waistline and zip up the zipper ...Oh well it looks like it's gonna stay sweat pants and stretch jeans for now . I hope you have and use a bidet often because butt hole cleanliness is real important when you don't wear traditional pants ...more than once over the years I have caught a brown racing strip on the inside of my jeans ...yeah that might be TMI but I don't plan on marking my furniture with my but hole secretion's any time soon ... ? Amen Brother you tell em . Kenny

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? I'm very lucky to have gotten the surgery the doctors did for me . I couldn't play the guitar for almost a year unless I only played in one fretting zone / area of the neck . That happened in 2009 and it was my introduction to sleeping on a Lazy Boy ... I would love to be a light weight again as far as my actual weight go's ...I kid you not , every time I hop on my scale I sing these words in my best atonal voice Tell me lies Tell me sweet little lies (Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies) Remember Steven Seagal when he was a skinny and a tough looking bad ***** ? I used to be thin and in shape like him ....Now that he is all Porked Out and looking the way he does , I'm catching up to him there too. I may have to take the 25 pairs of jeans in assorted sizes I can no longer fit into anymore and just donate them to Good Will .. Kenny

Well , you can make your own if you want . I used to have a kinky G F back East ...we used to enjoy playing tricks on each other ... We had this habit of eating food in bed so one day I took a half eaten can of Planters mixed nuts and replaced the nuts with something else like uncooked Mac & Cheese elbows w out the cheese to give the can some weight and content ..then I bent over and ripped a wet juicy one right into the can and closed the lid . I did this while she was in the bathroom . About 10 mins later she reached for the can of mixed nuts and she was greeted with a fresh pungent aroma when she opened up the lid ? she actually like the joke so much we tried to find out how long the can would hold the stink ....I remember with just a regular can with the plastic top 3 hours seemed to be the max time ...I have heard that an air tight container could last a real long time ... Kenny

Craigb! thanks for the kind thought . my wallet is currently on life support . At least I got my car running again ...it needed a new starter . Kenny

Sheens ! your a bad bad boy ? Or when the holiday season rolls around you can always send Strummy! one of these https://sendajart.com/collections/jarts/products/jart-fart-in-a-jar Kenny

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Yeah Tim ! dogs going nuts while watching TV is some funny stuff ...I played with a Bass Player once that had to get hair cuts all the time because they had to trim the back of his neck . His back hairs went all the way up to above his lower neck line ? Me personally , I was a bald eagle even when I was in high school ...I ran track and I hated taking showers with the team after practice because I had 3 hairs on my chest and only 4 or 5 hairs on my balls ....back then being able to grow a mustache or having a hairy chest was sort of a status symbol ...fast forward to today ...I still don't have much of any hair on my chest ..at least I got more than 4 or 5 hairs nowadays at my southern hemisphere Yeah ...I know ....TMI ? Hey Dave ! Even when I had Duke I used to like watching pet videos every so often ... Those dancing cockatoos on u tube look like heavy metal lead singers when they bop their heads up and down to the music ... This bird runs out of steam after 30 seconds, gets a second wind and hits it one more time . I didn't know you had such problems w your sleep and your back ... I'm having major sleep problems over here and my doctor wants me to spend a night in the hospital for a clinical sleep study ....I haven't even owned a bed or slept in a bed since 2009 .. My left arm is one third titanium right up to my shoulder from a bad cycling accident and the only way I could sleep was in a Lazy boy style chair ... Then Duke went and broke my other arm right near the shoulder about 3 years ago by accident .I had to get a new chair because my old one broke . Both times during the physical healing phase I had to relearn how to play the guitar because of the pain and a restricted range of motion for both of my arms .. all the best, Kenny

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I used to love watching T V w Duke ....Since I no longer have a dog I wind up watching other peoples dogs on u tube watching T V to fill the gap . This same dog is a riot ! He really pays attention as if he was there . Kenny

Look how cute that little puppy is . Someday ! . Here's a pic of Duke and I during better days . Hey Craigb ! I used to live over by where that park is . Very nice neighborhood . all the best Kenny

?️ ? Gulp ?️Testing one, two, three .... ? ? I guess it happened because I'm a bit of an A Hole ? Kenny

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Gswitz ! looking at your new guitar made me track down my current 335 style guitar ... I bought this guitar brand new in 2000 from ABC Music in Burbank when I lived in L.A. She is a Korean DeArmond (Guild ) Starfire IV in natural ...the lighting in my pics do not do this guitar justice at all ... Since I just took these pics a few mins ago , I might as well throw in my SG ... Kenny

Wow that Godfrey is super funny . ..I love his Arnold in this Video Kenny

Hi Tim! as of this morning they are saying possibly Thursday will be the day for the air to clear up some ...Over on the Oregon Coast a couple of areas and small city's have cleared up to the point where the air is close to being OK to breath . I wonder as you do about how the fires will have affected the natural landscapes and agriculture .... Before the pandemic and the fires a lot of people were like balls to the walls getting caught up in their our own self interests and pursuits. Once things changed to what they are now in a matter of a few months it went from How Great I am doing to Oh Shit what just happened ...all we are is Dust In The Wind ..... Due to the layout of things there is always something to see out here depending on what it is that your looking for . I'm more in a quiet mode so I liked the Idea i could drive one mile and I would be walking my dog in a wild life reserve ...I have seen people dicking around with their phones trying to take photos of a pond while sitting on a bench and all they had to do was put the phone down and look up ...There was a Bald Eagle perched right above them 30 feet up in a tree . On the other side of the coin there was some really cool places for night life , the arts , music , stage and food ...I don't know how much of that is gonna be coming back time will tell . nice rapping w you Talk about sticking to your story ? Tough stuff to have to think about . There is almost no rhyme or reason as to who lost every thing and who didn't when attempting to look at the whole picture ... Hey ! I need all the humor I can get at this point ...I look in my parking spot and then I remember my car is down the road broken down .... I was only kidding around when I asked you that ....I would love to have that much space ....glad to hear your doing OK Kenny

I think I did a tribute to this sentiment a few posts up ? That includes all the cars that didn't make it out of the parking spaces they were in .... Thanks for posting that chart Craigb ! Even though the current air quality came down a few points, in our area we are still up there in Vancouver while beating out Portland ...I saw the news earlier and I forgot what it was .....we may be currently high 490's Now the news weather crews are talking it could be around Thursday before our air quality gets any better ...sheesh Oh well I still feel I have a lot to be grateful for . thanks for sharing and stay safe . Hi Gswitz ! WOW I love your new guitar . Back in the day I used to own and play a lot of Gibson Guitars ..some of my Faves back then were the 335 style guitars ... all the guitars I'm gonna mention are from the 60's ..a 330 , a couple of 335 dot markers , a 355 , and a 345 . by the mid 70's I was S.O.Luck the prices jumped up higher I was no longer able to afford what I used to have ...I have had my eye on the model you bought I would like to sit down one day and play the heck out of one ... Good Luck ! I hope your new guitar inspires you and gives birth to some real fantastic music . That Guitar wasn't hanging That Guitar was levitating ? Amen Brother ....I can't wait to get back into Guitar Playing again ..between a sick dog I had to put down , the pandemic , the air quality and all the isolation , I'm finding it hard for me to even want to play ...when I factor in my health challenges on a number of fronts and my POS car that broke down last night the best I may be able to do is just hold the line and hope i can ride this one out ...when I think about the people that lost everythingdue the the fires and the pandemic I am humbled by their fortitude . Kenny