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Wow I can tell the only joke you guys want to hear in The Coffee House is this old classic . Strummy ! Bapu ! and Craigb ! walk into a bar ...... Dang! I forgot the rest of the joke ... Does anyone around here know the punch line ? Kenny

Old School Cool Humor ! Norm Crosby on The Dean Martin Show Kenny

These animals enjoyed listening to Mariachi Music played by humans while living on the farm. The farmer couldn't afford an Alembic ! . So once that "A I" guitar robot showed up . That was it . These poor critters are now displaced and on the run running for their lives ... Kenny

Which rabbit ! this Rabbit ? Bapu's ! new M TV sponsors Kenny

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Wish I could tell you ! My TV's in the shop Kenny

How do you know who's laying pipe with one of The Kardashians if you don't watch TV ? ? Kenny

Hey ! your a big boy ! I'm glad you can afford a decent pair of waterproof boots .. You know , I'm not here to report the truth ! I'm here to make sure this place don't turn into a cozy little place where all the tumbleweeds come to be laid to rest . Kenny

Your video proves three interesting points . 1, No matter what their station in life is, some people that go looking for the Holly Grail are always looking for it in all the wrong places where it can't be found . 2, Often times the people that claim they have found or have the Holly Grail are usually being deceptive and manipulative as they play off the uninformed H. G. seekers naivety ? 3, After watching that video, the only thing King Arthur found was the beef . ? Kenny PS : for the record I did think that was a funny video

Although the 3 unwritten rules appear to be hidden in plain sight , these 3 rules are conceptually unobtainable to the hordes of hacker musicians , artists and producers clogging up the air waves, social media , and if not all or most of u tube . Let us be clear . We are not talking about a Lemon Pie recipe over here where you have to mix the Lemons , the Flour and the Eggs all in a specific order . We are talking about The Holy Grail of sound logical proven musical production techniques and principles . These principles when applied do have the power to achieve , convey and embody a musically sound starting point for accessing the full power of mankind's collective experiences of Music Creation . whew . ? Kenny

He may have had to put his Alembic up as collateral to get all that gear ? Kenny

Hey don't feel bad ! I'm completely lost too after seeing where today's popular live music performance is heading . Since the three singers on the stage were actually singing a live performance , I have to admit all this new artificial intelligence deep fake visual stuff lends itself to a pretty trippy performance ... Kenny

1, That Poor Hog looks all tore up from his jaw dropping and hitting the ground .Now he needs some teeth . 2, Is his butt still sore from the thread where his doggie friend bronco busted him and tenderized his becan ? 3, Hogwash ! What does he know about mathematics . Most hogs aren't any smarter than bass players because they can't count to three . At least most Bass players can count to three . Some can even count to four . Kenny

Hey thanks for pointing that out . The back up lap top I'm using has some stuck / unresponsive keys and it seems my browsers spell check is off ? Kenny

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Well look at the bright side . You may of had less than a zero chance while at the gig , but when you get home all the pent up and frustrated energy you feel flowing through every cell of your being will need an outlet . Lets face it you may be fast approaching over the hill as far as being a relevant Saxophone $ex Icon goes , but hey! , your hurt feelings can be transformed by your lovely wife whom will be there to help you get over all the pain and suffering you may be feeling . Ah Yes it's the ole let me look at everything on the menu , but " honey can we just order in from home tonight" . Kenny

There is no such thing as a proper way to preview Midi Files in Mixcraft . I hardly consider it a time saver to have no way of auditioning small drum loop midi's . Kenny PS I talked to them years ago about this limitation on the old SONAR forum Apparently they thought it was better to Gaslight me than add midi preview .

I'm just gonna have to pass you the torch my friend since I must have lost my ambition to start wishing . Kenny

? I dug your whole post ...I just couldn't resist .. More Jams in A Minor = better gigs with better pay , All expense paid travel including airfare for the band members and equipment , And last but not least free overpriced sandwiches? Kenny

Wow ! I had no idea what I would spend a Million Bucks on and then I saw her ? Now I am beyond motivated to make that Million ! I might even learn how to play a little golf . When and if , I ever have the time . Kenny

Body hair is the hair that does not recede ? My grandma is just like your grandma ! She puts her bra on one leg at a time ? Yeah ! he's funny . thanks for posting that , Kenny

Kidnapped in Fort Lauderdale | Katherine Blanford . Kenny

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