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Every time I see a Waylon Jennings Telecaster I start wishing I could find a bottle to rub with a Genie in it to grant me 3 wishes . Alright Kenny I'm working on it What are your other two wishes ? Kenny

She hocked a loogie after singing the first line of the song .... ...My kind of girl Kenny

Oh MY Dog ! It took my my pulse 2 hours to come back to normal after watching this video ? Kenny

I like to hide in the hospital Morgue and wait until the patient visiting hours are over . Once all the patients are in bed and fall asleep I sneak into their rooms to eat all the Jello they were stockpiling and saving for a midnight snack . Trick or Treat Day is nothing my man . I AM a full time Halloween all year round . Kenny

Not only do I love ***** I love to eat Jello ! Lots of Jello ! Kenny

Woah !What ever that sandwich is , it's a real Pecker Wrecker ! Yeah that could be me in a couple years if I'm not careful . Kenny

Nice photo's ! Tsuki looks like he knows how to do Magic Tricks using guitar picks . Kenny

He has a big race at Aseop's Farm this week end against the hare . Since turtles don't have Peloton bikes to train on , he is doing the best he can with what he's got . As they say, slow and steady always wins the race! Kenny

You sure got that one right . Will somebody please come over here and help get me down . Kenny

OK it's time we do a run block and send the Turtles in to sneak under and past the hurdles ! Sounds Like a good plan to me ! I sure hope it works because I'm too young to Die . Kenny

You should have let it go when I said Huh ? to your opening post . Then we would have been cool ? Since that is above and beyond your limited cognitive abilities . May I suggest you close your eyes , take a deep breath , and Kiss My Kenny

Some people just don't listen ! If I have told them once I have told them twice to always park the freshly washed car two feet closer to my tree ... Kenny

He don't call , he don't write , he won't send me any flowers. If only Smitten's will only call me back . Oh ! my aching heart . Dear Abby , What shall I do ? Don't worry Pixel ! all you need to do is yada yada yada yada yada yada and if that don't work Fuhgeddaboudit ! Then give Wibbles a call . He looks Game ? Kenny

That Smittens is real nice looking cat ? Now all you need is a new Coffee Cup . Kitty Butt-hole Jewelry may be a welcome addition for those special moments when your head is resting on a pillow and he starts backing up ? Kenny

You like to play games don't you ? Why not start a thread with a completely hidden ambiguous message not even mentioned in any way shape or form in the opening post and then expect people to rumble around and try to read your twisted mind with the hopes of trying to figure out the context of WTF you are talking about ... Yeah Right Carry on. Kenny

Before they became a valued member of The Legendary Coffee House Cats ! Each Kitty had to get a perfect test score on a test that was designed to reveal the applicants ability to disregard and not follow simple commands and rules . Please note the correct answers have been provided here for educational purposes . Kenny

I hate to break it to you my friend . Aside from the fact that I certainly know who the wrecking crew are , in all honesty I couldn't give two $h1ts about the Partridge Family . I didn't care for them when they were popular and for some odd reason I still feel the same way today . I suppose it is because at the time I was getting into Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton , Mountain , Johnny Winter, The Who , Led Zeppelin , Carlos Santana , Roy Buchanan , Wes Montgomery , Grant Green , George Benson , Black Sabbath, Deep Purple , Jethro Tull , sigh ....to name a few of the Musicians and bands I enjoyed listening too. ? You are entitled to your opinion even though I don't share it ....I suspect your Idea of Great Music and my Idea of Great Music may be miles apart . Say ! you might benefit from brushing up on The Scientific Facts surrounding how human beings process reality on a neurological level ? On a physiological level the neurological systems in your body do not differentiate between reality or non reality . What you think and what you feel is real on a neurological level to those systems of your body . Meditation , Visualization ,Prayer and positive reinforcement are some of the ways we can try to grab the bull by the horns and try to make this work in our favor . Yet in fact most of all of this ( the deep stuff ) is under subconscious control. You do have access to little more than a sliver of control on a conscious level of mind . Let me give you an example ... We all know that Superman can't fly , see through lead walls, leap tall buildings with a single bound and stop bullets ... Yet through the power of our conscious mind we can choose to suspend our belief of the facts and choose to just go along with the ride / intended out come of the stimuli we have willingly decided to participate and interact with ? No I do not think so . In those days I was much more into Raquel Welch , Farrah Fawcett ...and in a pinch Maureen McCormick... Oh Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! ? Kenny

Huh ? ? Kenny

Some of the stuff you had to endure with the small stage and uneven stage sound is what they call paying dues ... On the bright side of things it must be nice to be back out playing again ... Kenny

That is one sweet guitar ! Very nice specks . Gibson BurstBuckers ? Oh yeah H.N.G.D. Kenny

Oh Oh ! it looks like the Government has finally decided to blackmail me by releasing the private footage of my last years Valentines Day celebration ..? Kenny

Very Nice ! Great concert you posted . A concert he did with Johnny Winter was the only music I listened to while driving across the USA in 97 ...wish I could find the whole concert on u tube ...here's an excerpt Here's some more live Muddy Waters tunes I dig featuring Johnny Winter and James Cotton ...these guys sound tight man ! Kenny

Of course they do ! Somebody has got to go get the suds . Roll up and buy the twine . Place an order at the dispensary for some choice nip . String up all the guitars w new strings , and then go and get some pizza and burgers . Kenny

+1 Not anymore ! Her former cat Meow'Za just couldn't resist the temptation . He wound up taking a Domino to the head "execution style" and hasn't been seen ever since . Kenny

Thank you for taking the time to show me a possible way to get back into a desktop on the cheap . I appreciate the guidence . Kenny