craigb

Wrong thread! ?

With Sharke he's either recovering from a dog attack, in jail for beating up some useless Millennial help he hired, or stuck in that extra room of his apartment that he can only find when he's sleeping... ?

Bought it in 1960!!! I'm impressed you're still even interested in sax at your age!

Besides, one cannot read too much Tolkien, can they? ?

Went back and listened to the samples. I've definitely heard the first one (the Sun...), but the others were new. What a voice though!

"What?" ~Nigel probably ?

I wouldn't be able to write that without convulsing in laughter. Maybe I'll leave a box out with cheap pizza in it next... ?

Well, there's always the final solution (and a favorite of mine ?)... NEW GEAR!!! ?

While I agree, most of us don't have ready access to a "real" drummer (I tried keeping an unused couch near a fridge of cheap beer to see if I could trap one though...?). I definitely will use any robot willing to make the initial drum track so I can get on with things, however the plan is always to eventually replace the track with a real drummer later. If you've heard my work-in-progress song Berry Jam, you can tell I tried to play the drums myself (but had only been playing for two weeks, they were V-Drums and it showed!). Not sure if that helped the creative process or distracts. The drums still make me cringe! LOL. All of that said, I can't see myself paying that much to have REAL drums and not find someone to play them. Who needs 999 bpm anyway?

Start a new sub-genre of mono-only music? ?? Ok, on to the next "real" answer. You should be able to unscrew the shield around the TRS. Look to see if maybe the cable to the right channel (typically the ring) has broken. Then you can get it soldered back on (or take it somewhere to have them do it). Worst case, take it to an electronics repair place and have them replace the entire cable. My issue with some of my older headphones isn't cable related, but the earpiece covers have all aged and are crumbling. I wore one set and ended up with dozens of small black pieces stuck to my head afterwards - *bleh!* On some you can actually order replacement ear cushions and covers but mine, like yours, are discontinued so good luck with that!

Windows 9? ?

"...one of the most enigmatic and influential figures in rock history..." Wow, I've never heard of him!

I hear the bus driver likes to toot his own horn.

Reed and learn! ?

YOU'VE BEEN NAGBAPPED!!! ?

My friend's band used to put stickers on their blanks. Things like "Rent this space!" and "Tip so we can buy something to put here!" LOL.

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Does this mean you dance on your side? ?

I think it was a desperate attempt hoping a female would reply "No! I'm here!" (Fail.?)

Oh man, that blows! ? (?) Too much?

(With apologies to all our beat bangers out there - but these ARE easy! ? And... old.) Q: What do you call a drummer in a suit? A: The defendant. Q: What did the drummer get on his SAT test? A: Saliva. Q: What does it mean when the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth equally? A: The drum riser is level. Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he leaves a band? A: "Hey guys, I have an idea for a song!" Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a rock band? A: The drummer. Q: Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the van? A: Took over an hour to get the drummer out. Q; What is the only key drummers know? A: