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(With apologies to all our beat bangers out there - but these ARE easy! ? And... old.) Q: What do you call a drummer in a suit? A: The defendant. Q: What did the drummer get on his SAT test? A: Saliva. Q: What does it mean when the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth equally? A: The drum riser is level. Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he leaves a band? A: "Hey guys, I have an idea for a song!" Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a rock band? A: The drummer. Q: Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the van? A: Took over an hour to get the drummer out. Q; What is the only key drummers know? A:

Well, that was questionable even when he was here! LOL! ?

So what happened to Sharke or the Beepster? Those losers never made it to Beyond My DAW and now they're not here either? Are the new digs too hoddy-toddy for them?

Macs now support windows!

You have to be sharp if you want to see.

No, no... That's where you go if you like Beavers! (The Ducks are in Eugene.) ?

Into what? Figments of your imagination? ?

The fig mints can only be imagined.

Maybe if you live in Portland Oregon. ?

64oz? That's it? Must be nice! You're supposed to drink half your body weight in ounces so that used to be over a gallon for me... Plus, during Winter, I like two big mugs of coffee every day so I have to overcome that too! Oh well... With all that it probably sounds like I could get into trouble when I get stuck in the ridiculous traffic around here, but I keep a "trucker's helper" in the car along with a towel. A quick pull-over to the side and I'm soon back into the traffic! ?

Damn Dave! Has Yes called you to play for them yet??? Your real hair looks much better than my fake-for-Halloween costume in my avatar!

*Tap tap...* Hey, is this thing on? At this rate, it's going to be a while to get to page 2,000! ?

81... Man, I'm feeling old now! I think I'll crank the Agent Orange versions of his songs later... RIP Dick! (Hope it's ok with the mods for me to say that! ?)

Score: Hospital: One discharge Patient: Multiple discharges Patient wins! (Or did I misunderstand things here??)

Hmm... I'm not sure... Would it replace the drumsticks I put on my dashboard to park in handicap spots?

Heh, the only Focusrite I've ever had was a Twin Trak Pro and it scared me how hot it would get so I returned it.

People enjoy nonsense in sentences.

What the bolder holder of "that" older folder told her is getting colder...

I believe Steve has a hypothesis!

I helped Gregg debug Cakewalk v1.0 back in the 80's (I still remember that super-expensive Turtle Beach sound card I had to have because it did General MIDI!). Although I had a different username during the first forums, I didn't participate much there (plus it got kind of nasty for a while and they even shut it down for a bit). I didn't rejoin immediately when they opened the forums again, but eventually did when I had a question about the newest version (the first SONAR I believe). Until SONAR v4 I never missed an update though!

And now I have Green Alligators running through my head... LOL!

Ah, yes... the fallen comrades (still miss Jan too, Old55). For more memories, I still have an archive of Billy Arnell's Online Songs

Ok, you're dreaming! ? (And I only use Adobe CS6 - I HATE subscription-based stuff and am already forced to do it with Microsoft's suite...)

Here's a flashback. A larger version of my old signature there!