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If she wasn't already, Cher is going to He77 for starting the auto-tune popularity. When I first got one of the original pitch correction units (Antares AVP-1 Pro) I couldn't believe that they actually called the extreme settings the "Cher Effect" in the manual! That said, I did use extreme settings a couple of times to prove that some friends couldn't sing... ?

(Yes, I know. It's actually a full album not a song. But, once in a while, you have to think out of the box, ya?)

[conspiracy theory] It's all part of the master plot to remove all thinking from the masses. Soon they will be relying on their so-called "smart" phones and devices to do all their thinking for them which, naturally, can be accessed by the government who will start directing people to do and think as they wish. [/conspiracy theory] Unfortunately, it's not really a theory...

Simon & Garfunkel cover Vivaldi's the Four Seasonings? Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme?

What we've been doing! ?

*Pfft...* Amateurs!

I see WAAAAAAAY too much non-becan substances in that. ? (Just sayin'!)

You bet! Avoid Chicago (and all other big, annoying cities)! ?

Or how high the dropouts were! ?

Yes, you'll have to delete ****, but the censor probably doesn't like *** or *** or ****** either. ?

That stupid censoring is starting to get on my nerves... ?

Look! This comes with c0ndom mints! (That's on-topic enough, ya? ?)

We see a lot of dropouts at 4:20 near Portland. ?

Well, I've played for over 40 years, been ranked in the U.S. Top-25 twice, have been on ESPN twice, have beaten three World Champions, have been on four All-Star teams, was a League Director for three years and a Tournament Director for seven... So there. ? (Hey, it's MY horn so I'll toot it if I want to!?) That said, I haven't really played much in the last two years... ?

Shipping is $400 though... ?

If you add up the various musician forums (primarily half-a-dozen) and dart forums (basically two) that I've been in over the last 20 years, I'm somewhere around 150,000 posts. *Pfft...* Bapu's got that beat with only two forums! ?

The words that the forum's auto-censor changes are bizarre! ?

Which S.L.I.P. will somehow turn into a $ex party reference! ?

The only problem with this theory is InstrEd's pitiful lack of post count in comparison... Because post count matters. (Or does it?)

The role of the "dumb salt shaker" has obviously been transferred. ?

Can someone in the US get this?

Mom upside down?

Hot Rats!

Or Zappa did!

A salt?